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We like low CPCs, and talking trash.

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@piersmorgan @GaryLineker Presumeably, there's no need for West Ham and Spurs to play each other ever again now because that result decides everything forever? Might as well do away with the Prem, since after 1 round of games that's also now redundant.

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@RichardFergie Christ, how big is their summer sale!

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Have... Have Chipotle never heard of the funnel? Please someone tell me Chipotle have heard of the funnel!?

#IsUrMummaHeadOfBrand

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Chipotle wants proof its TV commercials drive burrito sales https://t.co/I9j1E0nTMu

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Instagram devs are the best in the business at copy and pasting from stackoverflow

[SearchEngineJournal® @sejournal]

Instagram introduces another Snapchat-inspired feature that makes it easier for users to connect with people they meet in-person via @mattgsouthern. 👤 https://t.co/rhgdDgwur3 #socialmedia

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*Adds to "Brand | Misspellings" ad group*

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Yo mumma such a hoe, if she were a DSA she'd be advertising all page urls

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If you're not advertising on TV during the Ryder Cup breaks, are you even an investment opportunity for middle aged white men though.

#RyderCup #DigitalMarketing

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"Yeah honestly I really think this is the year DSAs could do the deed and really overtake Broad Match as the premier keyword miner"

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You're so one dimensional that you have nothing to segment your personality by in Google Analytics.

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Me trying to push brand campaigns when the client hasn't had TV ad for decades

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You so ugly, you got a bounce rate of 100%

#TuesdayThoughts #DigitalMarketing

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@sejournal We've summarised the update in one image for you:

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@GoogleAds exact match keyword update summarised in one image

#googleads

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@sengineland @Google @rustybrick You can break Bing search by searching for "[insert anything here]"

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What's slower?

1) A Hare
2) A Tortoise
3) Facebook Business manager on a Friday afternoon as everyone frantically tries to upload campaigns for the weekend

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- - - Fact of the day - - -

63.2% of all current Internet traffic is ads for Jack Ryan.

#TheMoreYouKnow

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Yo Mumma so fat, you have to geotarget TV regions to serve her an ad

#DigitalMediaTalk

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I'm not saying you're two-faced, but you almost always bid against yourself.

#AdWords

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Don't mention brand and no quant to us folk in PPC pls, it makes us very a g o r a p h o b i c 😨

#googlefirestarters @ThinkGoogleUK

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*BREAKING*

Google's AdWords rebrand continues as they rename "BMM": They're now calling it "Exact Match".

https://t.co/4weeKzZSr4

#adwords #google