John Hughes

Posh Podies International insider. #1TravisKelceHater

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This reportedly will include Tyreek Hill, who will subsequently be EXECUTED due to his history of domestic violence and poor performance for the Tamales organization. 👀 #Posh

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WOW. Every single member of the Tamales organization will be subjected to a public flogging, administered by Bijan, this Tuesday evening at 8:30. All Posh owners, and their players, are encouraged to attend. #Posh

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First ever industry plant football player

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Let’s get to work! #RespectTheSpecs 🤓

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Sean Payton when the NFL interviewed him about the bounties he put out on players:

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Whits Picks Week 4:

Gus Bus

Andrew Luck Memorial

ETN like em chubby

Man in Zamir

Show me your TDs

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It appears the first batch of wheelchairs have arrived at TRITP’s cabin. Despite a matchup against CS1 this week, averaging just 116ppw, TRITP may drop the easiest week they’ll get all year. AJ Brown has once again appealed for help, asking potential suitors to “save” him. #Posh

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3/5 puts Whits picks at 5/10 for the season

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Whit’s Picks for week deuce:

Gus Bus (Cousin Bowl)

Show Me Your TDs

ETN Chubbsters

Tucker RITP

Man in Zamir

#11

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BREAKING: I’m getting word of a massive swap. The Toasty Tamales have traded Ja’Marr Chase and Michael Pittman to Show Me Your TDs in exchange for Tyreek Hill, James Cook, and Diontae Johnson. First trade of the year and it should prove to be an absolute game-changer. #Posh

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Vegas fears the commissioner going 2/5 for week 1 picks

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Live from the office of the commissioner, here are Whit’s picks for week 1:

Gus Bus

Toasty Tamales

Man in Zamir

A. Luck Memorial

The Tense Shoulders

Strong opening week across the board as we jump in head first to year 11.
#XI #Posh #MIZftw?

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It’s an early Cousin Bowl in year 11!
The line has been set with Gus Bus sitting at -1250.

GM Roemerman was spotted at Fairmont this morning placing his bet.

He declined to show us his ticket.

#poshscripted2024?

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St. Louis misses you, JackRabbit!

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Send some toilet paper 🧻 to da giants facility for Dan Dan da Doodoo Man. He needs it..

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Good night X world!!!

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Dan Dan the Doodoo Man!!! Lmao

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Sources tell me breakfast at the Tamales Cabin was “emotional”. Diggs reportedly threw his pancakes at Chase in frustration, telling him to “stop being a little bitch”. The whole team gathered for a group hug before telling Ja’Marr “this team is bigger than any one of us”. #Posh

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EXCLUSIVE: “Bubble baths, Dave Matthew’s Band, and Guitar Hero”. Get an inside look at the toxic cabin culture of Tucker Right in the Pussy that is ripping the team apart in a new PPI Network documentary airing tomorrow night at 8/7 central. #Posh

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Miz graduates are still collectively on the hunt for their first Posh Championship.

The league seems split on whether GM Wunsch’s prior win should be “grandfathered” in.

College journey man EW stated “it must take more than a bachelors degree to get a title back to COMO.”

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Gus Bus looks strong as ever, but according to a reputable Cabin leak, his team is worried about how this offseason will have affected him.

Frequent social calls from his lover (named by the leak only as “PB”), and a new look Yale has allegedly been taking its toll mentally.