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Partner. Period. Get me a fucking drink.

[Partner PK @PPKBro]

I get asked to golf all the time but decline. It's a partner thing...need to be able to say I only play Top 100 courses. #isitreallyprivate

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The eclipse makes me think about the pussy I used to get in my Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder #blackout #hereyeswereburningforotherreasons

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And now charges have been filed. Downward dog got too many no's

[Partner PK @PPKBro]

Personal 1 on 1 yoga went well today. 💦💦

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#Crysby

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Another win, another #DTCB #isisis4losers 3 is's 🇺🇸

[Partner PK @PPKBro]

50/50 is my go to answer for most people in hopes of finding something better to do. Usually works. #partner life

[Partner PK @PPKBro]

Thanks for the follow @HotBlondePhotos I think I know most your subjects #partnerlife

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Finally a show about me #partnerlife http://t.co/RYKKHpIHxo

[Dad Swag @shitbeemersays]

Brad is ripped like cee lo green. Bill is ripped like calista flockhart

#p90x
#BeachBody

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Bill: Want your picture taken with those boy scouts?

Beemer: no I just want to take their picture...

[Dad Swag @shitbeemersays]

I'm one follower away from 20. This would give me 19 more followers than I have friends. Please RT and get me over the hump.

[Partner PK @PPKBro]

@shitbeemersays closing in beating you in followers. Only active 3 months #whathappened #youreinbedalready #partnerlife

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Back from @cannes left most of my good suits. Tailor brought pizza and Q2 suits #partnerlife #customdisposables

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Taxes are due tomorrow boys. Best way to cope? #associatewinedinner #twobottlesperpersonisnitenough #partnerlife

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Love the new endorsement deal @BDubi17 The guys at @DollarShaveClub will do great work #babyface #feelslikethefirsttime

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“@Maraga_M: @PPKBro totally want a @Thoughtful_Dick pic #AprilFools”. Here you my Maine squeeze.

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I see you giving me a follow @Maraga_M DM me for a @Thoughtful_Dick pic

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@shitbeemersays You're still relevant on Twitter. #AprilFools

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@JohnnyMacOhio your Three legged Mare diet was featured in Men's health #AprilFools