⚡️Parker Paintner⚡️

I tweet things that sometimes make sense and the other times the tweets are garbage, take it or leave it.

[⚡️Parker Paintner⚡️ @PPaintner]

Minnesota people don’t wave back on highways. “Minnesota Nice” is a lie and stolen from North Dakota and we all know it.

[⚡️Parker Paintner⚡️ @PPaintner]

Man, I thank God every day I took that step of faith and trusted the process. Been seeing blessings ever since. Just got my new Truck 🚘🔥 hard work and crypto pay off! Don’t let nobody shake your vision. Big love to my coach @Network_mummy

[aiden @aiden__23]

IVE SEEN MY COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TEAM WIN A NATTY

[Wilson F. Ball @WillyFoosball]

Since I’m digging back up 15 year old North Dakota logo debates on the timeline

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This is the first Final Four since 2014 to feature only state-name schools.

[⚡️Parker Paintner⚡️ @PPaintner]

@BarstoolBigCat @Return_Of_RB Get ready for Penn state Va Duluth In college hockey!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I fall for St Mary’s every year. Hate myself

[Carter Karels @CarterKarels]

“His first 2-pointer of the year gives High Point the lead” might be the best sentence ever said on a broadcast.

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

This team is going 0-17

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

"Never trust anyone who doesn't watch at least 40 hours of college basketball this month." - Abraham Lincoln

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear NCAA,

Please END the transition rule that precludes teams who just joined Division 1 the right to play in the NCAA Tournament even if they win their respective conference tournament.

Sincerely,

America

[CHO 🔌🏀 @CHOTalksSports]

How am I going to tell my kids in 20 years that I was not watching the Bam 83 game and instead I was dialed in on Gonzaga-Santa Clara and Merrimack-Siena…

[Lance Zierlein @LanceZierlein]

I'm old enough to remember "Tank for Tua"

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

An instant classic in the Minnesota Boys Hockey State Tournament 🏒

Warroad defeats Hibbing-Chisholm for the Class A title in overtime 🔥

📺 @KSTP

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After the two sides could not agree on a contract, the Dolphins now are expected to release kicker Jason Sanders, per source. Sanders leaves Miami with a streak of 27 straight made field goals, and 9-of-9 on his last 50+-yard field goals.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR 🗓️

WELCOME TO MARCH 🤩

[kai Ψ ⊹ @nightmaeyes]

how it feels to be in genuine distress over smiling friends ending when most of ur friends don’t gaf

[ThreeSixOhGriz @360Griz]

@NDSUfootball @MountainWest

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Time for the 3rd Period

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

USA vs. Canada on Sunday for GOLD

[bob trollsby 😈😼 @bobtrollsby]

hawaii playing at the fargo dome is going to hit like crack