Introducing Claude Opus 4.8: it builds on Opus 4.7 with sharper judgment, more honesty about its own progress, and the ability to work independently for longer than its predecessors.
Available today at the same price.
we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants
$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood
yes it’s real
yes you get paid
the most used skill internally at cursor right now
/thermo-nuclear-code-quality-review
- deletes complexity instead of moving it
- blocks files over 1k lines
- flags thin wrappers and leaked logic
- rejects PRs that work but make code messier