Moss 🌿

huh
(he/him)

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

You guys don't like cilantro and that's okay, I still love you, you just need to stop acting like you have a genetic mutation about it. It just tastes like that

[project hail malak ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @mxdeinhexvens]

ryland grace letting simon, mickey 17/18 and bryan on the hail mary

[𝒔𝛂𝒊𝛋σ†𖹭·̩͙ @saikobumnii]

@NaraLove23 me after parking my kia soul knowing damn well

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

You think you found a parking spot then BOOM Kia fckin Soul

[bel 🐛 @4419lk]

I knew the world has gone to shit when skipping an ad on apps started being a 3 part process

[Starling🐾 || Mikey’s star belt @souraquariums]

Sorry I thought “get notified” meant I would get notified 😂😂😂 sorry I was fucking stupid

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[shrike`°☆ @sshrikee]

i never told you what i do for a living

#drive2011 #driver #ryangosling #mcr

[Muffin 🇨🇿 @CatReviewer]

> House of Leaves
> go inside
> can't leaves

[LetItRain @RainCasts]

Went to the grocery store at peak traffic hours today and experienced this 4 separate times

[⎊ ♡ 𝑒𝒿 ♡ ⎊ @OhMyEmz]

“i am iron man” “i am doom” okay well i met a girl at 17 and she meant the world to me, so i gave her everything and she turned out to be a cheat

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

how it feels to spend money on basic necessities instead of stuff you want

[spice @spicesucks]

coworkers don't know this, but there is a secret "volume down" button on the side of most phones

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

in 2024 when hurricane helene knocked out power in my city for the entire week I made a paper version of water sort so I could keep playing it while my phone was dead

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they’re excited to see you too

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Agamemnon had that shit on. It was pristine and clean cause he ain’t do shit but he had that shit on.

[♤ @haworthes]

those are not fireworks y’all have purchased bombs this shit is nuts

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i'm wiggling.

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

‼️🚨EAT A BUNCH OF RAW FISH AND WALK FOR MILES IN 105 DEGREE WEATHER RIGHT NOW🚨‼️