Prince Albert

I thought I saw some bread named after you then I realised it said thick cut.

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

@ledgerstatus @CryptoCobain Doge-Punks?

Like cryptopunks, arguably better. Various randomly generated meme dogs, some with features related to Elon's body parts?

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

@ChamberRekt @LakersNation Irony is this is i saw this .gif and it reminds me using ichimoku after watching @CarpeNoctom in 2018 and selling early in 2021

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

10 pints and a chicken phall got me saluted in the curry house #iamlegend

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

My favourite hobby

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Is this the world’s most unhelpful phonetic alphabet?

https://t.co/tOO7pHJ3ct

[The Poke @ThePoke]

The people of St Albans can sleep again after a pub apostrophe catastrophe has been fixed

https://t.co/BrgHnINRqs

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads...

... Jesus Christ...

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

Writing good poems is more of an art, than simply performing a wonderful fart. #valentines #peoms

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

Trash profiles say 'like' 'share' or 'retweet' to get themselves viewed by more people using the stupid algorithms than run social media.

[Philip Ardagh @PhilipArdagh]

I'm sick of those YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT links. How do you know my belief system? Are you having me followed? ARE YOU? Bastard

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

Plus, most people are following me because they want to read my tweets. Far more difficult to upset you fuckers.

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

I don't really go on twitter much any more. There's simply not enough characters to rant about stuff

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

I'm officially not actually mad. In fact haven't been for a while. That's good.

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

Yep.

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

You ever got to bed for a power nap then have a wank only for it to wake you up.

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

Why do some people think it's not funny to draw a penis on condensation whilst in a 5 star hotel yet it's funny in a 3 star or under.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Agony Aunt letter of the day

https://t.co/UFVuljy9Wi

[Prince Albert @PR1NCE_ALBERT0]

God. People get so upset when you tell them to fuck off. Jeez.