Private Eye Spider.

I like to drink egg creams and I like to punch Nazis. A lot.

| Writer is a minor | NOT ASSOCIATED WITH MATVEL| NSFW DNI

#FEETSQUAD

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Pinned.

[Legacy @LegMan100]

That would normally be the case, but it definitely left a permanent scar for Carol as a character

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Are ya' sure its not because of the mangled up face?

[𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏Ꙭ𝐋 @Merc_WithaTaco]

You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier?

They won't even let me into Taco Bell!

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Are you telling me there's no nazis in the future to punch when your frustrated?

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Only person I'll ever owe money is my bartender and landlord.

[Moon Knight @Fist0fTheMoon]

Just don't try hold money from me and we should be alright

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Haha.
Sure, buddy sure.

[𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏Ꙭ𝐋 @Merc_WithaTaco]

I’m also lovable, badass, sexy, and awesome in every universe, right?

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Really.
After everythin that happened.

Allll of a sudden, you're good.
I don't buy it.

[Loki Laufeyson(rate limited sigh) @Gwenpooliscool]

OH COME ON just ask anyone they will tell you im good now

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

That's what a trickster would say.

[Loki Laufeyson(rate limited sigh) @Gwenpooliscool]

I would never trick you i am a hero now on the path of good

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

I see straight through your magic trickster.
Monochrome is a copy, anyways.

[Loki Laufeyson(rate limited sigh) @Gwenpooliscool]

Hmmm interesting

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Good to know you're as annoying as you are in every universe.

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Another man of the night.
I think we'll get along nicely.

[Loki Laufeyson(rate limited sigh) @Gwenpooliscool]

Its was me the whole time. And I'll be taking over for gwenpool
Loki takeover
#Parodytwt #SCREWTHEALGORITHIM

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Black n' white.

[Loki Laufeyson(rate limited sigh) @Gwenpooliscool]

Mind telling me what color I am

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Quite a bit jackass.

[Loki Laufeyson(rate limited sigh) @Gwenpooliscool]

HOW MANY DAM SPIDERS ARE IN THIS PLACE

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

Eh.
Wortha' shot.

Everything's just black white n' gray.

[THE HULK @SageSmasher]

HULK AM NOT ORANGE ANYMORE!!

GREEN AND PROUD!!

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

I don't think I want to be ready.

[Spider-Man 2099 @NuevaWebHead]

gatekeeping the 2099 pizza types.
not a single one of you is ready.

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

You're horrible.

[𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎. @NewChanceAtL1fe]

Yeah.

I eat it every other day.

Because l not Parker who hates it.

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

WHAT.

[Spider-Woman @Spider_Lass]

So about that—

[Private Eye Spider. @PR1VATE_SPID3R]

...
What, they put anything on there?
Eugh, Imagine Pinapple.

[Spider-Woman @Spider_Lass]

Yeaaaaa? A lot of people have different preferences.