ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴇʀɪꜱʜ ∴ ( 🪦🕊 )

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ @ichortale]

i will always love you, but my love is not enough to save you.

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

clutch your pearls and atone I HAVE RETURNED

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

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“She didn't 𝑑𝑢𝑚𝑝 Me.”
   Interesting—
   The casualness was forced, though.
   “We're just… separated. Temporarily.”
   When you're eternal, 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑟𝑦 has a flexible definition. But two thousand years are anything but temporary.
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[𝕯𝐴𝑀𝑁𝐸𝐷 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖚𝖗 ❦︎ @APHR0DIISIA]

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Gasping in a false laugh before putting two digits in the air in a curious close innocent visage.
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"What's two minus one?" Letting a knuckle bend, until the middle finger was rose .
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"You , since you got dumped by the only woman who wanted you."
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[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

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It was a Sunday, which meant Gоd was exactly where He was meant to be.
   “Just like The Fоur Ноrsemen who are going to saddle up if you don't stop fuсking about My Beautiful Green Earth.”
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[𝕯𝐴𝑀𝑁𝐸𝐷 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖚𝖗 ❦︎ @APHR0DIISIA]

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It's sunday. And here was the last Person the sin wanted to see.
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"Four... Why ?" Waiting for the joke with nonchalant bored features.
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[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

punches @APHR0DIISIA on the arm.

“how much is two plus two?”

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

clutch your pearls and atone I HAVE RETURNED

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

ᅠ
“True! Life itself can become a party. But everyone knows the real fun (sinning) does start until well after those hours.”
ᅠ

[Lord Beelzebub 🐝 @queenbeeglutony]

“My parties are always for anyone! There’s people who like early parties. Every day, every hour is a party!”

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

ᅠ
see where it went.”
The world had come uncomfortably close to a world-tilting crisis, where all the wrong humans gained some power.
To this day, He was still asking the most important question: 𝑊ℎ𝑦?!
ᅠ

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

ᅠ
“That party tried to have a comeback not too long ago,” with ‘not too long ago’, in divine terms, meaning forty years shey of a century. “You know. ‘The power of Christ compels you!’ and so on. Dramatic shit right there, and still – it might’ve been fun to

↓
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ HE𖤐R NO 𝐄VIL‧ @TECHHAUNTED]

A furrow of his brow, taking the tape deck back with an air of confusion. ❝ I don’t think he helps anyone, man. Not anymore. ❞ It’s an odd question, and he’s not really sure what prompted it, but that’s fine. He doesn’t mind an odd question or three — he’s practically an +

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

ᅠ
“How?” asked God.
Of course, He already knew ℎ𝑜𝑤. But He did enjoy making them say it out loud. Confessions had a way of peeling off the skin to reveal exactly what someone was willing to lose. ⅂ǝʇ ʇɥǝɹǝ qǝ lᴉɓɥʇ.
“I’ve got all day to listen.”
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[ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ @notfittoeat]

“Ha!”

The vampire grinned, rubbing sharp
claws along his lips. amused. Who
was this guy? How did he know this
stuff? “I like to quiet them beforehand.”

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

@HISLUSTISMS ᅠ
obvious. My archangels aren’t supposed to have a personal meddling with the infernal affairs, unless it’s something I don’t want to get My hands dirty with.
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[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

@HISLUSTISMS ᅠ
Gabriel’s purpose is to deliver 𝑀𝑦 message. Now imagine the stir when it gets out there that they’ve been spending more time with the King of Demons than showing their halo in Heaven. And I already barely see them in Heaven.
The consequences are pretty

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[soli @solisolsoli]

By Welder Wings

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

╱ the notifications still aren't working for me, hmu on discord or dms 🤲

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

╱ heyo add me on my discord if you wanna chit-chat

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

╱ heyo add me on my discord if you wanna chit-chat

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ @ichortale]

there is no god who could give you your purity back.

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

@PAEONCOLOGY ╱ drеw ⭐️🔑 (i'd understand if you can't decipher his last bame)

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

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mmmm... see, here's the thing – if I go оnlinе claiming I'm The Lоrd Нimsеlf, people will think I'm a сult lеаdеr. most of the people who use My name in vain 𝑎𝑟𝑒 exactly that, and it's... a whole thing
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[𝑮𝒂𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍 🪽 @H3LLSJUDG3M3NT]

So... why not just say you are the lord himself and gain more following?

'Country ASMR ' I have no idea in all the heavens what that could even mean....

Father you truly are funny sometimes...

[ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐎𝐃 — ✞ ᅠ @PRAISEMEMORTALS]

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is originally your middle name?
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[ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ @notfittoeat]

fuck you