"Peeling paint, a heavy heart.
That's what makes a work of art."
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16+. Potentially suggestive.
Not affiliated with Fartering Few.
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IF I FAIL, I'LL FALL APART.
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Today, a terribly peculiar-looking purple wizard held me at gunpoint and threatened to take away all that I love unless I painted him a portrait.
...Hmph.
What a narcissist.
So be it.
Scamper along now, will you? I have far better things to attend to.
To whoever put this on my timeline:
You are a shameless heathen with an astounding lack of dignity. In fact, itโs preposterous that this thought would ever cross a single personโs mind.
Hmph.
You disgust me.
@swansgrace Perhaps I will have to mentor you, someday. I would hate to see a little sinner such as yourself crumble away so easily.
How pathetic. Truly, a travesty.
Today, a terribly peculiar-looking purple wizard held me at gunpoint and threatened to take away all that I love unless I painted him a portrait.
...Hmph.
What a narcissist.
So be it.
Scamper along now, will you? I have far better things to attend to.
@swansgrace ...So I see.
Tenacity can be quite the useful skill to have.
Despite the terror you might feel within your soul, you must persevere. It is the only way. That is a fact you must grow accustomed to. It is also a feeling you must learn to cope with and neutralize.
@swansgrace Hmm. Well, of course. It is only natural. Do you take me for a weak man? A "wet blanket," one might say? Someone such as myself would never crumble beneath such daunting pressure--
Not to say that it is overwhelming. Hmph!
Not at all.
I am above such tribulations.
@LunaTheCultist7 I Have No Such Thing I Am Perfectly Content With Being Single Thank You Very Much .
To consider me so desperate and reliant is quite the blasphemous claim to make.
Know your place.
@swansgrace ...You think so?
...!!!
I--
I mean.
Ahem. Of course it is. I am capable of replicating quite a wide range of art styles, I will have you know-- elegant ๐ฐ๐ณ cute. It comes with the territory of being one who is disciplined, does it not?
I do not take my studies lightly.
...Pardon me?
H--
hmph.
I suppose it is only natural that you have heard of me and my works.
Go on. You have my attention.
But, please. Make it ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐บ, will you?
My, my! And who do we have here?
;> I've heard PLENTY impressive things!
Perhaps you'd appreciate an offer, hmmm? Something to fully appreciate such talent?