@AMStryx @Elijah_PRC I gave her an earful if that's what you mean
I swear by all the sinning angels I'm gonna spy on her next date
and I'll bring popcorn too
Yes yes I know you're all dying to know
The date with @Elijah_PRC went great
Except for the damn giant gator of course
But the sparks that flew on Twitter hit different in person
We're thinking we're better off as boy-buddies than boyfriends
So y'all can stop spying on us now
[Voice recording activated]
"The hell is that in the water?"
"What's wha? Oh, think it's a gat-"
[creak]
"Shit! It's turnin' around!"
"Damn, that's huge! Get on my back!"
"Now is not that time for that, Elijah! Row!"
Do you know what these criminals charge to rent a dinky rowboat in Blackthorn Port
?
On an unrelated note do any of you darlings want to buy a Tarot deck or two
#BayouBoatRidePV