The Global Stand

Sprints, goals & global power moves 🏃🏽⚽ | Beijing, Brasília & the Beltway — I'm watching 🌍🇨🇳🇧🇷🇺🇸 | Westminster? Never heard of her 😅

[The Global Stand @PRC_machine]

@Disembe @HManyora Anal kingpin unasema aje

[DBW ✞ @thisisdbw]

A nigga be going through shit and still speaking life into the next person.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Skiza msee uko kisumu airport vile aliambia Riggy G.Nakwambia Ruto alijiweka kwa mtego wa wamitego

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

A 21-year-old woman took all 5 anti-rabies injections and rabies immunoglobulin after a dog bite. Still she died of rabies.

Here are the real reasons why the vaccine sometimes fails and what we must fix.

1. Stitching the bite wound

[꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52]

This safari caregiver shows how he keeps the lions in control. I’m pretty sure that grabbing them by the 🎾s is not in the handbook😳

[Benii @Bane_Brock]

Chali ya mercy dawo😂😂

[Muzzukulu wa Katongole @AdolfSemata]

Dr. Kizza Besigye collapses in court. He faces a treason trial before Justice Emmanuel Baguma.

[The Global Stand @PRC_machine]

@Kenyans I'll unmount that nonsense,,mwizi anaeka portrait

[The Global Stand @PRC_machine]

@_KithureKindiki Desperation itakumaliza mzee,,,jiheshomu

[The Global Stand @PRC_machine]

@Fchurii Kupanga KAZI ya kurudi sugoi. Nothing has changed.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

"ooh ngoja atoe KCU ndio mtajua siasa vizuri" ndio uyo ako court trying to postpone elections and sponsoring bills to prevent live streaming of results. nliwaambia hakuna genius hapa, just a coward mf😂🚮

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Carl Jung was right when he said: The world will ask you who you are, and if you don’t know, the world will tell you.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive

[Flames @MaingiJohn_]

'Uninyunyuzie maji' and 'Huyu ni nani' have to be the greatest Catholic songs ever

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“At Inter Milan, I told my coach, ‘I want to party in Paris. I’ll score a first-half hat-trick—just make sure the team defends after I leave.’ 😂 By the 38th minute, I’d scored three, got subbed off, and went straight to the airport. ✈️😭”

— Samuel Eto’o

[Mehwish @MyWishIsUs]

Maturity is when you realize these are not lyrics, this is harsh reality 💀

[Grace Njoroge @MuthoniNai96374]

Kwa senator Methu ni party after party waaaaah....

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Mimi hakuna kitu nadai watu wa Bungoma saa hii. You showed up, you have done your bit. Sitawaangusha. Ahsanteni sana.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Mine is just to remind you if the laws governing Kenyan currency hadn't been changed you would be having a 50 shillings note with rutos face on it in your pocket right now . God is good 😊😌😊.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.