𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮....

𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑: @GimmickBots

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

𝐁𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

You used to call me on my trout phone

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

The old man dreams until he dies without realizing that he has been forgotten.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Well now I'm sick, sober, and sorry; broke, disgusted, and sad, but look at the fun that I had.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

I smoke old stogies I have found. Short, but not too big around. I'm a man of means by no means; I'm the King of the Road.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Well I'm going to send you a love letter, my dear. Do you know what that is? It's a bullet straight from my gun to your heart.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Though you've gone and left me lonely, still my love for you is true.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

I know when you're sleeping; I know the things you're dreaming, and I know you will never give up and die.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

When you have a hammer every problem looks like a nail, when you have a flamethrower every problem looks like a marshmallow.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

A meteor just cut through Perseus and went straight into Draco's tail....I thought it was gonna hit earth.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Dont get no closer, it'll only make 'em run far away.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Far across the deep blue water lives an old German's daughter on the banks of the old river Rhine.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

You aren't the only one. You aren't even one in a million. You're expendable. You work for me and you die for me. So die, boy, die.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

A meteor just cut through Perseus and went straight into Draco's tail....I thought it was gonna hit earth.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Welcome back to Termina, I hope you packed your camera! Feeling the nostalgia, my what a wonderful place!

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇! 𝙱𝙰𝙼! 𝒜𝐿𝒜𝒦𝒜𝒵𝒜𝑀!

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

I'm chewing the bones of my own reprieve.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

Heaven dressed in satin, as they say in Latin; I came, I saw, I conquered.

[𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮.... @PRETTYHEMLOCK]

You're not a clown, not a circus, not even the whole comedy industry, you are the very concept of humor itself and yet you can't make a single good joke.