Mercury.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

damn it’s april 1st already? what’s next, april 2nd? fuck everything.

[eli @elijahmalecki]

just woke up, what’s the move

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

she diner on my dine-in til i dive

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

happy freaky white ass boy monday.

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

am i really bad or did i just forget to be a silly lil guy for a second

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

Or just don't do that.

[𝐎𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐞 @The_chosen_Pine]

Hear me out…. Replace mercury’s eyes with Ringpops

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

you know i can't read.

[ᅠ ─── ─┄ ˖ ᅠᅠ❛ ᅠ ؏𝐌𝐄𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐋𝐃 ᅠ𓈒 @emrldcitea]

ᅠ

you're not very good at reading body language, are you ?

ᅠ

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

that's not a denial 😏

[ᅠ ─── ─┄ ˖ ᅠᅠ❛ ᅠ ؏𝐌𝐄𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐋𝐃 ᅠ𓈒 @emrldcitea]

ᅠ

🙄 😮‍💨 😒

ᅠ

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

you love me and you know it.~

[ᅠ ─── ─┄ ˖ ᅠᅠ❛ ᅠ ؏𝐌𝐄𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐋𝐃 ᅠ𓈒 @emrldcitea]

ᅠ

i hate you, actually .

ᅠ

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

shakin' in my boots, bud

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

mhm

scared as a baby left to fend for itself

[ᅠ ─── ─┄ ˖ ᅠᅠ❛ ᅠ ؏𝐌𝐄𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐋𝐃 ᅠ𓈒 @emrldcitea]

ᅠ

you should be >:(

ᅠ

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

sure, the sand fucks with my legs

but you ever throw pocket sand at tyrian? that shit never gets old

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

🧍🏻‍♂️

[Mercury. @PRIDEOFHERMES]

you're not all being a problem on purpose?

weird.