ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐

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[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

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[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

I just got paid 🙏⛹️‍♂️ god bless!

[𝓡 . . 🌞 @RA1NSONG]

do you need a loan

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

25 dollars to my name

[✎ @Iovemeinspite]

it's not like i can stay by your side forever. but even so... if there was some way for me to make you happy... then us meeting would mean something. somebody else doing it wasn't enough...

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

This orange

[✎ @Iovemeinspite]

i would rather die than let you go.

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Oh . . . lord have mercy. I've gotta' pitch this to the boys sometime . . . kazoo . . . what the hell is that、again?

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Being a singer is alright . . . being an accordionist–ism–stism is a TENFOLD．

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

I'm in my prime(weed high)and I'm feeling like my singing days would be greatly affected by the addition of an accordion.

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

I'm gonna learn how to play the accordion and then you bozos won't have anything to say to me

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

My feet are killing me it feels like I walked through the shredded floors of hell on fire

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

I'm feeling the tingle in my elbows

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Good morning I'm feeling very weather man today

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Tha's the joke, Rick, my boy!

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

well— well yer not /really/ me da, ‘m sayin’ !

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Well if I'm y'r dad then don't tha' make 'er my grandkid ?!

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

reasonable !? tha’ don’t make any sorta sense at all !! an’ laur’s not yer grandkid, y’kno— she’s yer niece !

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Yes! That's the most reasonable explanation!

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

wot ?! an’ me da, at the same time—??

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

Oh ....... I didn't think that far ahead . . . . . . I'm your mom! 💪

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

( . . . . err, joe— who even— who even would /be/ me mum, ‘ere ?? )

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

I CANNOT BE — LIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE THIS. SO HORRIBLE ..... to your OWN father .. . ... ... wait 'til yer mama hears 'bout this, boy-O !

WOOOOOOOOOOOW I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY !!!!

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

maybe i will send you off, get rid of yer ugly, grumbling mug fer good ! let some nurses cater t’ yer ‘orrible whining.

awh, you ‘n yer bloody ‘ip can screw yerselves ! ‘ope you can’t get off the floor, old fart !

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

I'M CRANKY due to the lack of grandbabies ..... son you gotta' start sendin' me to the home if y'ain't gonna' take kindly to my crankerins .. .. yah see ... . nnrrnrngngmgghh ...... MY HIP !!!! LORD HAVE MERCY MY HIP RICKY GET MY MY CAAANE OH LOOORD

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

hush, old man !! ‘m not gon’ give you no more kids when yer bein’ such a cranky old fart . . . isn’t laur enough !?

[ELLIOTT .ᐟ 𖤐 @PRIMALSQREAM]

No more grandkids ?!?!?!?!? I cannot BE — LIIIEEEEEEVE WHAT I AM HEARING..... you keep this up and ol' grandpoppy Joe might just have to move EXTRA slow up the stairs when y're busy doin' somethin' .....

[࿐ ˚ . ✦ 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬. @ARMAGEDD0NIT]

j-joe— oh /lord/— ahaHAH—!!!

yer— oh god, can’t breathe !! the glasses, mate ! ‘n grandkids! no more grandkids, no more ! hahaaah—!