Fake Farhan Zaidi

I am here because @PRMLB_Dodgers made me sign up. I make the Magic happen.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

.@PRMLB_Dodgers uh, boss? Who are the players to be named later on this one?

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

My poor, poor farm...

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

@PRMLB_OaklandAs Hello Billy-I heard something about you turning into a leprechaun and terrorizing Mr. Friedman? Can you please do it again?

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

I would like to wish all my fellow PRMLB managers and associates good luck on the upcoming season.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

@PRMLB_Commish thank you Mr. Manfred. I am sure Mr. Friedman would be thankful as well, were he to remember any of this tomorrow.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

If anyone encounters Mr. Friedman tomorrow, make sure to speak very loudly to him. Just trust me on this one.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

@PRMLB_Dodgers @Not_JonDaniels No Andrew, we are not trading $5 and Corey Seager for a 39 year old ex-MLB player nicknamed Fat Elvis.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

@PRMLB_Dodgers @PRMLB_Reds @Not_JonDaniels I believe what Mr. Friedman is trying to say here is that if he were green, he would die.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

Additionally, I do not believe Saint Patrick ever did jello shots, and if he did they were not off the heads of men dressed as leprechauns

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

I would like to formally announce that Joc Pederson is NOT on the trading block, and if anyone wants to mute @PRMLB_Dodgers they should.

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

@PRMLBKeithLaw Let me know if you need an anonymous source on any unrest in a major league front office

[Fake Farhan Zaidi @PRMLB_Zaidi]

@PRMLB_Dodgers @PRMLBBrewCrew sir, might I remind you I am the General Manager of a baseball team, not a delivery boy?