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Owner wanted .500 ball. Finished 80-82. #MicroFail

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The rosters have expanded. Do we get a DH now?

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@PRMLBAstros Why do you need money for a pool? Just go swimming on your next road trip to Chase Field! Oh wait... #AL #DHisforlosers

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We haven't been batting our 2nd baseman in the 2-hole! No wonder we have a losing record again!

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@Not_JonDaniels @PRMLB_Rockies @PRMLB_Reds We asked Mr. Met and he said that whatever that is has a bit of a horse face. #WeVoteNeigh

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@PRMLB_Rockies @PRMLB_Reds Dinger seems more like a pet. Maybe we can take him for a walk sometime. Is he housebroken?

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@PRMLB_Reds Can you send us Rosie Redlegs' phone number? Mr. Met wants to know if she'd like to go out for sushi sometime

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@Not_JonDaniels If I were you, I'd invest in Citigroup. We get money for stadium upgrades for recommending them. Tell 'em Mr. Met sent ya!

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@Not_JonDaniels We drew the milk moustache too thin and our test group assumed...well we try to keep the ballpark experience family friendly

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@Not_JonDaniels Sorry, we had a meeting run late concerning our upcoming Darryl Strawberry "Got Milk" bobblehead promo. (1/2)

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@PRMLBAstros Even when they do cover, all they want to talk about is boring stuff like Ponzi schemes. Anyone else have that problem?

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Congratulations to the Mets for getting up to .500! #Metiocre

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The Mets would like to welcome Male Deer Agriculturalist to the rotation!

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@Not_JonDaniels Er, Dan O'Dowd, that is

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@Not_JonDaniels Truly a strategy befitting fans of a team that had Dan O'Down as GM. #ThrowEveryoneUnderTheBus

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3 of the 4 players we called out on here last week raised their averages above .200! We are going to call players out on twitter more often

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Flores, Duda, Granderson, and Tejada are playing for the New York Mendozas. Get that average up, gentlemen!

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Congrats to the Mets for getting a win outside of New York City for the first time during this last sim! #RoadWarriors

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@Not_JonDaniels @PRMLB_Nationals @PRMLB_Commish We'd go with Cornelius Randolph or Dansby Swanson simply because they have awesome names

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@PRMLB_Nationals @PRMLB_Commish Same here. One less thing for us to screw up though!