Bill Dragon

I was born at 316 ppm.

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

I was born in the 20th Century. I'm a writer, poet, digital artist, and proud parent of a future bestselling author. I've been to Stonehenge, Tenerife, and two different Austins. Whenever I go for a haircut I ask the stylist to make me younger, thinner, taller, and richer.

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@JeffSBrayAuthor Rain (other dihydrogen oxide products are available) is not a solvent for what I am made of, so I'm singin' in it.

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@neomechanica "All will love me and despaaaiiirrrr...."

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@Jairus_Girl Looks like you can contact them via @LinkedIn on Xitter for customer service issues. It looks like they respond, I didn't check for how fast. :(

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@SeptimusBrown We are what we eat, said a wise old man
And Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can
—Victor Buono, "The Fat Man's Prayer"

:D

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@SeptimusBrown I couldn't do better than this. I saw it only once when I was a kid and I'm surprised today how much I remembered accurately.

https://t.co/6l9yZd5l6B

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@SeptimusBrown "Are they with you now?" the lawyer asked.
"No, but they can be," I said.
"I didn't tell you to do that."
"I understand."
"Good," the lawyer said. "Now let me not tell you some other things."

I heard my friend start making coffee for a roadtrip.

#WritingCommunity #TrueStory

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@lisekimhorton That's totally fair enough. Right after I published that, I realized I could have gone off about "sic" too. Is it the Latin? Should I watch out for an angry dog? English is hard. :D

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@SeptimusBrown "I'm not in the right and wrong business. I'm in the legal and illegal business." —Jesse Stone

"Well, if we're throwing around quotes—" Eric barked.

"We're not," said Wanda as she threw the ball. "Fetch!"

(I have no idea what I'm saying right now.)

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@SeptimusBrown It's funny how reality can be warped by perception. I knew it was me moving. It was my wheels that had glided over the asphalt, finding no purchase. And yet, in that moment, my sense of motion was nil and it was the rushes of the ditch that had usurped my speed...

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@SeptimusBrown There isn't anything I could write that's as perfect as this:

...The door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared
Saying don't be afraid
—Blue Oyster Cult

https://t.co/jRn1bteN93

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

#Haiku is trending and most of them just aren't. Haiku has specific rules on structure and content. Almost none of the ones I've read obey the rules.

What most are posting is a #tercet. Call it what it is.

#WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity

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@lisekimhorton I was searching a sports equipment website (Cabela's, I think) for "snooker" as I wanted to acquire a set of balls. What I got was page after page of "sneakers." I couldn't help but think of you lol

Snooker.
Sneaker.

Sooo not interchangeable. :D

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@SeptimusBrown It was hard to remember space travel fondly, Gizzek-Ah thought. So much time in the nothing. No wonder they made the day the Super Transfero-Beam was invented a national holiday. "Why go fast when you can go now?" was the slogan that sold the universe on it.
#WritingCommunity

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@SeptimusBrown Marcel was borrrred. He should never have accepted that commission to do a "live-action" art installation called, "Waiting Outside the Principal's Office."
#WritingCommunity

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@AJamesMcCarthy Try "Millennium" with Kris Kristofferson and Cheryl Ladd. It's a B-minus B-movie, but it has Daniel J. Travanti deliver the best soliloquy on time travel in a sci-fi film and one of the most inventive storytelling gimmicks I've ever seen. Based on "Air Raid" by John Varley.

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@SeptimusBrown "You wouldn't believe it to see me now, but I used to be a star," Threadbare Bear growled. "Now I can only get commercial work on cable. And curse this damnable rain!"

Brenda knew the grouchy teddy was lying, but she sipped her cocoa and nodded politely anyway.

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I'm pretty sure everyone misunderstood the Maya. The end of the world BEGAN in 2012.

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@SeptimusBrown The big question was, could he hold that breath until he came back out. Outhouses were the worst.

[Bill Dragon @PRNDL]

@lisekimhorton Nor is palette. :)