𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY)

"𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙩, 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙨."

#OC #parody

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

"𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧!"

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒
𝟮𝟬 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨. 𝙤𝙘+𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮.

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

//Guess who's back..

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐫 @SPENGLERSPAWN]

"𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱!"

𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐑

21, 𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧, 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙. 𝙤𝙘+𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮

[𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐫 @SPENGLERSPAWN]

"𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱!"

𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐑

21, 𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧, 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙. 𝙤𝙘+𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

Guilty

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚛𝚊𝚍 ‘𝙳𝚄𝙺𝙴’ 𝙷𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 @TheSGT_]

“Alright- who’s been feeding the stray cats again?”

[ꭲꮋꭼ 𝐆𝐇𝕆𝐒𝐓 𝑪͟𝑨͟𝑻͟𝑪͟𝑯͟𝑬͟𝑹 @SHITTYPSYCH1C]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

//Honestly, might be coming back to twrp and revamping Andie

[— 𝓓IANA. @CODENAMEOLYMPUS]

\ I don’t normally do things like this but I’m struggling bad from my lose of employment. https://t.co/RFTP4dVazG

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍 @maddenedashe]

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍

𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙻𝚈
𝙰 𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 ,
𝙰 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚂 .

𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘻𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘴 — ;

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

Ray I wouldn't go in that place, I saw what the results were dude and it's messy..

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐑𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐳 @RaysOccultBoo]

We got a call about a group of teenagers who had managed to get their hands on the Book of the Dead. Boy, I sure hope that they haven’t recited any passages.

[Hattie @tired_ginger]

Hey. You’re going to want to start caring about the proposed SCREEN Act very quickly.

It would require age verification by collecting government ID on any site with explicit content. Or they’ll make take the content down.

AO3 and anywhere fandom gathers WILL be impacted.

[PLAYTIME'S­ ꒦꒷ OVER ꒷꒦ (hiatus) @SCARREDPLASTIC]

https://t.co/9qkKvTkpJE

boosting this. just another rebranded attempt at KOSA, so spread the word & do your part.

[❖ ━━━『 MR。RAY 』 @N0TSOGOODGUY]

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LOCAL SLASHER FOUND .ᐟ
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[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

//Since folks are doing intros on the tl, hey there I'm Penny. I'm 24, my pronouns are she/they and I love horror, Halloween, heavy metal music and my favorite franchise aside from Ghostbusters is also the Chucky series (Fucking love Kyle), and I'm an avid lover of comics too!

[‏َ @PAR0DYSUPP0RT]

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Retweet this post if your character doesn’t pay their taxes!
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[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

“So cross the Book of the Dead off of your reading list”

An independent portrayal of ASH WILLIAMS from the EVIL DEAD franchise (specifically Army of Darkness)

This is a PARODY account!

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

📲 ••• Gee, I wonder why

📲 ••• First I get a pizza faced child killer, now a drunk killer doll

📲 ••• Wait, HOW THE FUCK IS A DOLL TEXTING ME?!

[PLAYTIME'S­ ꒦꒷ OVER ꒷꒦ (hiatus) @SCARREDPLASTIC]

📲 ••• I just type until I get someone

📲 ••• HEY nothing Andy about me except the kid I messed up for life

📲 ••• his name not mine. pisshead.

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

He's god damned right, it is!

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚛𝚊𝚍 ‘𝙳𝚄𝙺𝙴’ 𝙷𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 @TheSGT_]

It’s game on.

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

Oh, she already gives him free pass to be in on this shit. First class, ticket.

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚛𝚊𝚍 ‘𝙳𝚄𝙺𝙴’ 𝙷𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 @TheSGT_]

He wants in on this

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

That's it, I'm beating the god damned smirk RIGHT off that bacon-headed, dick nosed asshole's face..

[𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 (PARODY) @PROTONPUNKER]

📲 ••• First off, how the hell did you get this number?

📲 ••• Second off, raggedy Andy. You're an assclown

[PLAYTIME'S­ ꒦꒷ OVER ꒷꒦ (hiatus) @SCARREDPLASTIC]

@PROTONPUNKER

📲 ••• is your refrigerator running?

📲 ••• let me know

📲 ••• catch it.