Delusional Paul ITFC

Big clubs, big games, great player, top manager. Simply the best. Bringing outstanding PR and ordinary football results wherever I go. PARODY.

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

Pleased to confirm that this time next year, the Pride of East Anglia, Ipswich Town Football Club, will be closer to the Premier League than Norwich City. #itfc

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

This Paul isn’t much better than the last Paul who was better than the previous Paul who was worse than the first Paul. Who was fucking shit.

#appauling

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

Anyone heard from those new American owners recently? Hope they’re ok. All been very quiet since the football season started. #itfc

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

Paul Cook making all the other Pauls who have managed Ipswich look good. Some achievement. #itfc

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

To use a Big Mickism, Chambo and Skuse are 2 proper blokes.

Without them & their professionalism, commitment & passion for the club, things would have been even worse in last few years. Good luck to them both in the future. #itfc

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

When I heard Ipswich had signed a deal with a global superstar, used to big crowds and high pressure, who had played in Germany, I thought I might have got my old job back.

[Matt @TheIrateRobin]

@IpswichTown Get ready for a lot of this lads... Jobs for Marky Marks pals.

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

Good to see us appointing all these people from Bristol City. They have lost 24 of their last 41 games so should fit in well here. #itfc

[James M @possetini]

@geoff20man If Ashton is on next week’s SOTS, can you ask about:
• the injuries since 2018 & Andy Rolls’ role (he’s MA’s friend, sacked at WHU & Arsenal)
• is Werhun a family member
• scattergun recruitment, latest accounts
• what’s the plan with OOC players
Go get him Geoff

[Steve Ostrich @Steve_Ostrich]

@GeeMacGee Mark Ashton takes his brother in law with him. Surprise surprise.

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

Cook v Ashton will be the battle of the summer.

Both have big egos, both want total control. Both talk a great game. One has a track record of success wherever he’s been. The other one doesn’t.

No chance they can work together.

Who you going to back @berkebakay @bmjcrew28 ?

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

Thoughts tonight with the fire and police officers of Arizona.

They’ve invested £40m in an incompetent football team & appointed a CEO whose biggest career success seems to have been to unite all fans of his previous clubs into thinking he’s not very good at his job....
#itfc

[Chris Cooper @ChrisJCooper92]

@Connor_Hume @IpswichTown Goodwill from some fees received completely wiped out by..
- Terrible recruitment
- Overseeing shambolic medical department
- Cleansing club of respected staff to be replaced with own mates
- Abysmal communication/engagement
- Worse squad than what he inherited.

Loathsome bloke.

[RAYH 🧸🧚‍♀️👸 @raybahh]

@lazyboyitfc @IpswichTown There's alot to be desired from a business perspective. He brought a plan of stability and did some great things at City. But his ego, his crave for power, among other things, will forever leave a bitter taste.

Hope hes a massive success for Ipswich, but qont be missed

[Steve Ostrich @Steve_Ostrich]

“Logic dictates there must be more than one person with a good word to say about Mark Ashton’s reign as Watford’s chief executive, but I have yet to meet them.”

A damning Watford perspective on the slimeball running our club into the mud #AshtonOut https://t.co/pcTfBlq9Yw

[Watford Observer @Observer_Owl]

Watford FC say 'We're completely vindicated' after former CEO Mark Ashton backs down from legal challenge http://j.mp/3EK2jz

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

@bmjcrew28 @berkebakay

[Andy Smith @SmudgerAndy]

@JoshOwen_01 Local paper after Ashton was forced out as Watford CEO in Dec 2008; "Logic dictates there must be more than one person with a good word to say about Mark Ashton’s reign as Watford’s chief executive, but I have yet to meet them."

[Delusional Paul ITFC @PRPaulITFC]

@berkebakay @bmjcrew28 at least it looks like you won’t have to pay his taxi fare to Ipswich...