Baylor PR

Trying to convince the world Baylor deserves a playoff spot....trying *Parody*

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@kendalbriles can you tell your dad we miss him? He won't return our calls.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@ChuckFnStrong and we thought we were bad at our jobs.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Thank god we didn't schedule South Dakota State. But we do play Duke in 2019 and they are rumored to be good. Guess we are f***ed anyways.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO TO OKLAHOMA https://t.co/1PMPLjFVg1

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Nothing is wrong with the Oklahoma Sooners ... Houston Cougars are good...

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Wait if Sam Bradford is worth a first round pick, than RG3 could be the MVP right?

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Northwestern was a really good team last year. This game, compared to last years opener, is not a cupcake!

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

We are back mother f***ers and this time it's to make Baylor look good and chew bubble game, and we have no way to make Baylor look good.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Guess we are gonna have a lot more work to do. https://t.co/LErfFO9Iym

[Fake Art Briles @FauxArtBriles]

@PR_Baylor I'm like a roach after nuclear fallout. I'll be the only thing left standing after this. See you soon on campus. #conARTist

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@FauxArtBriles hey coach! welcome back to Twitter! We are glad you are here but STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM BAYLOR. It's bad for our image.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Uhhhh and we thought we were bad at marketing. https://t.co/q43UY4UQFH

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Baylor could use sensitivity training to.

[Ross Bailey @TRBHopper]

Old TCU Diamond. We have come a long way. @TCU_Baseball#LuptonMagic

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@TBFulk better than the book we helped OJ Simpson write?

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Got fired as coach. #MyBestFriendin4Words

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@AustinSteele maybe if Baylor fires most of the coaching staff you could be the head coach? #DreamsComeTrue

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Uhhhh Coach, think before you tweet. https://t.co/dXRWCr5PMA

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@BUFootball Did y'all watch OTL today? Does this mean our contract is being extended?

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

.@ToadToOmaha we can neither confirm or deny that a video exists.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Did you miss us America? By the way in case you were wondering: yes Art Briles uses a shake weight.

[Baylor PR @PR_Baylor]

Sounds inappropriate https://t.co/ozMYay8tFo