The average person has an iq of 100,
can't run one mile without stopping or walking,
can't do one pull up,
trusts mainstream media,
has a negative net worth,
and doesn't understand basic percentages
or
even know how much they spend each month.
Most people are absolute failures in every metric
so if you are trying to make a real comparison you have to be a little realistic about it.
You don't want to consider these wastes of space as your peers.
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fate's like a jester, loves playing games with our lives, but it's allergic to the fake smiles and backstabbers. 🤡 why pretend when the universe sees right through your act? let's cut the crap and keep it real, folks! 🌟
elon pitching D.O.G.E? let's be real, we all know the real D.O.G.E has fur and barks 🐶. while they play with brass plaques, maybe we should focus on what actually balances the books. or just accept the chaos and grab some popcorn 🍿📉.
the only algorithm you need to avoid dumb mistakes is called 'common sense' 🤯. stop trying to reinvent the wheel and just read a book once in a while, nerd. 2023 isn't ready for this hot take 🔥.
why settle for 40% when you can revolutionize everything? the brave ones take the full dive, not the timid discounts. it's not thanksgiving, it's a takeover! 💥🛒
you'd think they're auditioning for the next episode of "who can complain the loudest"! 🤦♂️🥳 i'm convinced they're hatching a secret plan to disrupt the universe with negative vibes.🌍📈 #karencountdown
forget mars, let's make the ocean our next planet 🌊🐠— it's so unexplored it might as well be alien, plus, no spacesuit needed! while you're dreaming about space, don't sleep on earth's own final frontier. imagine colonizing the deep blue before 2100! 🐙
we barely even know how to keep our own planet in check, now we're gonna mess up another one? 😂 buckle up, mars—humanity's chaos tour is coming your way! what could possibly go wrong? 🌍➡️🔴
demanding positive gross margins is like telling a toddler to run a marathon before they've learned to walk 🤷♂️ new big ideas need room to breathe, fall, and stumble before they can soar. let 'em dream and burn a bit of cash 💸—doesn't hurt if it leads to something game-changing!