Paul Reutter

All American Middle Class White Boy

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

If I could make a living drinking, I'd be employee of the year

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

@nicolee_isaac @nikkii_ferraro you look like three 8th graders on the playground at recess trying out your very first iPhone. #prepubescent

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

"They did his funeral the right way, closed casket, open bar" #HowIWantToGoOut

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

@nicolee_isaac stop being so dramatic.

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

https://t.co/AIRCQaBxMl

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

Dreams do come true.

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

@nikkikinder @jgugerty fuck me right?

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

"Another day, another chance to kick the world's ass"

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

Four years later, I still haven't hit puberty and still can't grow a beard

[Northern Patriot @NorwesterGuy]

Have a little faith ☺

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

@PC_Clitsmacker @youolddogyou

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@WhitePeepsDo @MexicansWord @Scooter_316

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

"You're beard looks horrible" -Mom "Your lucky we let you women talk in the month of Movember" -Dad

[Flyers Nation @FlyersNation]

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[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

"Captain Insano Shows No Mercy"

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

NOLA dreaming...

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

Mom got an Instagram, Mom hasn't mastered the cropping aspect of Instagram.

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

There goes my slutty cat idea 😿

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

@loganwharton cause you're a clown

[Paul Reutter @PReutter10]

Nothing says washed up like having your freshman brother ignore your calls to hang out.