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You know, I'm the king of the castle; And you're the dirty rascal ⚡️✨

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[It’s Bravo @ItsBravoBtch]

As a day one Brittany hater, I’m so glad everyone is finally seeing through her fake sweet girl persona. Brittany is exactly what she is accusing Nia of being: so performative and annoying. #TheValley

[Caty⁷ ✨ art&personal @c_art_y]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

Been a Spencer Pratt hater since 2007.

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

life really does just feel like this sometimes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Moulin Rouge!’ was released 25 years ago today.

[Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges]

Blessing the timeline with this absolute banger

[Amy Reichert @amyforsandiego]

ATTN Media: The current photo circulating of Islamic Center attacker Caleb Vazquez is NOT correct according to Jakub Vazquez, who says he knew one of the attackers through wrestling two years ago but has had no contact with him since.

REPEAT: the photo currently circulating online is NOT the attacker.

[nico ❀⋆.˚⟡ @skywalkerspadme]

i can’t believe they’re making the met gala the same day as star wars day. just disrespectful as hell

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

The older I get the more I understand her

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago 🥁

[Lobotomy Advocate @ShesABoy]

This clip from start to finish is just…nothing will ever top it. Not even the best directors we have to offer could top this 😭😭

[Ivan Burgueno @IvanBurgueno_]

It’s Opening Day. #ForTheFaithful

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

This is #ForTheFaithful

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now