Philip Rodger (MCats)

Noted Garfield Scholar
This is where I keep my jokes.
I do (did?) a podcast about the Big Cow.
I am 29. The truth come out.

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

There'll always be a Guy (TM).

[feefee @prerecessiongrl]

at what point do they have to just drag him out of no.10 kicking and screaming and throw him in a van with no windows

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

Only you can do it Shadow Man

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

The Daily Mail was so embarrassed by the 84% vote for rejoin they reset the horizontal axis to make 84% look like 50%. Pathetic.

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

@ArlowArts That's the same for me too, which I assume means it's fine.

[Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon community @Bulbagarden]

Guy who likes hats

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

If bigfoot was real, that wouldn't even be that exciting

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

@lovelandisle I've been finding myself suffering from this less than I usually do with these sorts of games, just because I can lean into, like, "I am a Ditto approximating Humanity. I think that two barrels and a fire is perfectly fine interior decoration."

[Burp Lobbyist @lyebot]

[Arthur Aardvark]: I think we should determine the winner using the most unbias method; alphabetical order.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Idk who he is but it's so crazy to sell out to this degree just to play a role as insignificant and undynamic as Lucius Malfoy. That's like if it was highly controversial to be in star wars and you're like, I couldn't turn down Greedo

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

@ThehealerM @supermariomovie Nope! That's her cock! Miyamoto confirmed in a press release earlier today.

[feefee @prerecessiongrl]

starting to think im not onto something after all here

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

@hugegreencat Who Dora?

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

Merry Festive Tweet.
For reasons which are probs obvious, I'd rather not post a video of me on here any more, so please go view it elsewhere: https://t.co/xmyKearGoE

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

I have been informed that there is not, and never has been, a Stooge named Furlong. This means that if you only count Shemp and Furlong, there is only 1 Stooge in the Three Stooges, and that's how many hour there is to my Festive Tweet! Just One!

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

If you only count Shemp and Furlong, then there are Two Stooges in the Three Stooges, and that's fitting because Two is also the number of hours until my Festive Tweet!

[Autumn 🍂 @doggygoth]

this is funny but honestly this is literally exactly what it’s like receiving recommendations from men literally every single time it happens

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

Only 4 hours to my festive tweet! That's the same number as there are Stooges in the Three Stooges if you count one of the extra Stooges.

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

Only 6 hours to my Festive Tweet!

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

One! Only one! The same number of Charlie Chaplins as are in Charlie Chaplin! That's how many days to my Festive Tweet! Be ready!

[Philip Rodger (MCats) @PRodgerMMath]

Two days! The total number of Laurels and Hardys that there are in Laurel and Hardy! That's how long until my Festive Tweet!