Watching the Untouchables today. Al Capone and I have something in common… we are legendary criminals. He bootlegged alcohol and I drive 26 mph in a 25.
Some people pass the eye test, some need a further examination. @ShoreAidan needs to be studied in a lab along with the affects of living in Sterling, Illinois. 👽
Just finished my anti-communist breakfast (black coffee, nicotine, and protein). Highly recommended for y’all not from the great state of Texas. #cowboyup
I heard about what happened with the extraterrestrial life in Miami. Luckily I got Gru and Doofenshmirtz on speed dial. #inator#lastonestanding#stealthemoon
Major winter storm rolling into the Midwest. Around here we don’t get any of that fluff, just rattle snakes, scorpions, and the hot sun. #lonestarstate