Phil Schinbein

Drummer, builder of drums and occasional pedantic jerk.

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@PhilRosenthal Isn’t that a Manhattan though?

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@PhilRosenthal Hey Phil, how come you never come to Australia? Melbourne has the best everything you’ve ever had. Look us up; worth at least the coffee…

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Dear @ALDIAustralia your El Toro Macho Reserva Tempranillo is a terrible pairing with green apple jelly. That is all carry on. #Useless #silly #winepairing #goodwinethough

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How do I filter out US politics from my feed? I could not possibly care any less… #shutthefuckupalready #usa #goaway

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@JohnCleese When does a joke become a dad joke? When it become apparent. :)

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@donttrythis @JustinTrudeau Howzitgoin, eh?

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@klauscallum0g @cary1022 @HughManatee69 @MarkHamill And a decorated veteran who has raised literally hundreds of millions of dollars for various charities around the world…

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@starwars @obiwankenobi “woah, calm down @flea333” then later, “well, there goes RHCP”. I bet that was really fun for him.

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@VeeshaS They’re Hercules.

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@feliciaday To be fair that’s how a lot of people feel about your entire country. Your national penchant for firearm fetishisation is very weird. You used to be a country of heroes and role models, now all we see is some fat guy with a flag in one hand and an assault rifle in the other.

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@bennyjohnson “With every bullet so far, Peg” -Al Bundy

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@MyfWarhurst LOVE the guy walking by on his phone like “Outta my way geese, I’ve got businessing to do!”

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@feliciaday Check out Wave, they recently fucked everyone outside of North America over, but in the USA you’re still sweet. The interface is beautiful, everything works super easy, even their invoice templates look great. AND IT’S FREE!!

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@violetmatter Probably the most Cass thing I’ve read in quite some time…

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@VeeshaS I read that as hormonally singed and that also is probably true.

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@feliciaday Christmas Rules apply; it’s the thought that counts. I’m done so many reps of thinking about working out. :)

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@spinetanium @feliciaday Yep, Australia… ;)

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@feliciaday Drums are awesome; surely a violin would have been worse… ooh. Clarinet. Listening to someone learn to get solid tone out of a clarinet always makes me want to die….

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@Mythical It kinda looks like you’ve become living caricatures of yourselves.

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@morgan_garrett3 @OfficialBlueyTV Right? Renews your faith in humanity huh?

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Dammit @OfficialBlueyTV the book makes me cry too! #hellobluey #camping #bluey