Paul Schnaible

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow person is white.

8:30 - I used food coloring to make the snow person a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snow person.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.

[0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️ @BabyD1111229]

Cathedral windows compared to the cymatic sound frequencies. Secrets of Cymatics, DNA, * Cymatics is defined as the study of how sound affects matter. Thread 🧵 👇🏼

[Steve Kirsch @stkirsch]

Laura Jeffery, an embalmer in Ontario, Canada just told me that at one point after the COVID vax rollout she recalls 8 out of 8 people being embalmed had Band-Aids on their deltoid (i.e., just vaccinated). An ER nurse at Memorial Hospital in Santa Rosa in March 2021 noticed a similar pattern in people admitted into the ER. She told Angela Wulbrecht (who was admitted to the ER for vax injuries) she wasn't going to be vaccinated because of the pattern she observed. The Band-Aids tell the story.

[Diamond and Silk® @DiamondandSilk]

OMG..... WOW

[Steve Kirsch @stkirsch]

This paper is just out. It turns out that masks not only have no benefit (as we know from the Cochrane review), but they are harmful to your health. That's what the peer-reviewed scientific literature says. Who are you going to believe? The science or the CDC? https://t.co/lTVLnxo5pV

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

BREAKING NEWS: A large IDF force has just launched a ground operation in the Gaza Strip. A new phase of Operation Protective Edge has begun.

[Paul Schnaible @PSchnaible]

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[Paul Schnaible @PSchnaible]

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[Paul Schnaible @PSchnaible]

Watch Saturday May 24, 2014: In the Desert (Bamidbar) on @livestream: http://t.co/v2m8ZbPwLB