Princess Smartypants

I want all the angry men to destroy their own pain.

[Princess Smartypants @PSmartypants]

@lacontroller Yes! Best news! Such a waste of resources! And so annoying.

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

BREAKING: IATSE Members in TV and Film Production Voted to Authorize the first nationwide industry strike in our 128-year history.

98.68% voted yes, and voter turnout among eligible members was nearly 90% #IASolidarity #IATSEVoted

[#BlackLivesMatter-LA @BLMLA]

The Los Angeles Police Protective League is not a union; it's a gang. It buys off politicians, intimidates critics and covers up the crimes of its members. This band of bullies won't silence us. We will expose them and stand in our power. #ProtectPeopleNotPolice #PeoplesBudgetLA

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@rgay Their yelp description says “by appointment only” ha!

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@abc7sophie @selahnhc @EchoPark_NC That is great!

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Area man gets his preferred seat

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@PerezSch Sorry sweetie, that sucks

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Elizabeth Warren always says vulva when she means vulva

[Hannawe'en 🎃🕸️ @Hannah_Chutzpah]

Today I had my favourite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with my girlfriend when a middle aged woman with very little English approached us. She smiled, nodded approvingly and said:

"Men is too headache."

[Princess Smartypants @PSmartypants]

Spoiler alert: abortion is safe.

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@tannazie Loved it so much.

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@Kristytipsy He’s a cutie! Well done!

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@PerezSch @slb79 I remember when the Snapple factory would smell like donuts. Yum...

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@tannazie @jfruh We’re only half-way through. Guess I’ll have to take some sick days...
Ok, it’s probably not going to happen by Wednesday.

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@amutepiggy 1. Cream cheese 2. Butter
And, I guess #9 whipped cream

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Honestly, if @ewarren’s campaign slogan isn’t “Elizabeth Warren: I got a plan,” what are they even doing?

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@ItsTheBrandi I did after 2 episodes and I feel fine.

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@RahneAlexander Bummer. I had been looking forward to it:(

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@sundownmotel Thanks for the reminder!

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Lil lap pools in Asheville

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if y’all rap name was lil + “the last thing you searched on google” what would it be