Piers Wokester-Smugly

Human rights activist, cyclist, public schoolboy fighting for social justice.

Cis white male with extra privilege.

Parody

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@Zarah_BukakeMP I'm sure the evening went with a bang.

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@AnitaHardcokMP I'm so glad you've recovered. Obviously nobody is expecting you to have to live near any of them and certainly not to house one in any of your homes.

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@Blklivesmatter George Floyd, the very brightest and best of the Black community.

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@AkkadSecretary Do I kneel for armed robbers who point guns at pregnant women, or do I pretend the armed robbery never happened? Asking for a friend...

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@Michael80789776 Lady Nugee's husband is a millionaire commercial barrister, now a Court of Appeal judge.

I know its not an original point, but Lady Nugee must be seriously dirty.

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@ThatMichiganGir @Prof_Umbongo But the mainstream media, all of the Labour Party, half the Tories, the tech giants and the education system do.

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@NipperPB @Prof_Umbongo I thought opiate abuse tends to cause weight loss. No danger of that with David Lammy.

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@thenorthface @pattiegonia Ignore the haters. I would willingly buy your products, but as I'm not an outdoorsy type I probably won't.

It's so brave of you to annoy so many of your customers. You are a true ally of the lgbtqwerty community.

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@confidencenac @Ianblackford_MP At my boarding school I learned a thing or two about debauchery. I don't think one person being sick quite matches being taken for a dicky back ride by Sir: https://t.co/ANLPfVJc6T

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@AkkadSecretary Is that before or after he's finished kneeling in memory of St George of Fentanyl? And will he wear a rainbow helmet during his lecture?

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@mikesjw1

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@LordRambo_ But I enjoy being offended. It reminds me that I am morally superior and very sensitive.

Although the sensitivity might be the result of spending too much time on a hard bicycle seat.

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@wontytump @JamesDelingpole Yes, Suppers Ready from Foxtrot. Steve Hackett is still touring this - highly recommended.
https://t.co/a5jVcKHQ6G

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@pilgrimmission @JamesDelingpole It didn't seem quite right

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@grazer2003 @pritipatel @metpoliceuk @MayorofLondon Quite right too. Someone needs to keep us safe from misgendering, deadnaming and pronoun misuse.

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@pritipatel @metpoliceuk Can @metpoliceuk arrange for officers in rainbow helmets to put on a display of synchronised kneeling as part of the Jubilee celebrations? It would raise the spirits of the whole nation.

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@toadmeister Rev Selbert Murray @droopy_cock would bring dignity and common sense to the role.

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@ClimateWarrior7 LGBTQWERTYUIOP

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@Prof_Umbongo @moneillsf @Keir_Starmer He just went down.

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@JamesDelingpole Hand in hand, gland in gland...