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[p✨ @PSpence03]

“Who even uses twitter anymore??” Are the worst types of people

[s3u futuro ex 🏹 @s3ufuturoex]

O gato da minha amiga foi pra o veterinário e voltou sem as calças

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Biscuit @winslownian]

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge this Hinge interaction from 2023

[p✨ @PSpence03]

Just another day of wanting to reach out to my ex but I don’t because I respect her and her healing 💚

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Little kitty was rubbing against my leg as I was crying and I didn't know what to do so I took her home and now she is sleeping on my couch. oh my god what do I do

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Just got home from a 12 hour first date. This is about to be the best two weeks of my life

[j @fairiesofjune]

fuck it EVERYONES getting a drunk text

[Cozy @cosyposter]

kitty wants to fight ya

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[riv🦂 IS SEEING YOUNG MIKO @suhnf1ower]

god i just love her im so down bad for her

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

the best feeling ever is when you wake up from a nap and realize your cat was napping with you the whole time

[TheAnalWhisperer @AnalWhisperer]

@horizon_1s @skoalyeah126 They're scooping that nigga off the floor rn

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just an entire day spent bed rotting with their cat.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%