Parker's Coiff ®

If You Even Dream Your Coiff Is Better Than Mine, You Better Wake Up and Tweet Me An Apology!

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Predict my time. @parkerstinson and receive a special mention and a very special Big Hair Song tonight/tomorrow

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

I love You! Thank You, You're A Lovely Audience!

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Okay, really out now, good luck to all runners from the state of Oregon today at The Payton Jordan Invite. @StanfordXCTF @paytonjordan

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

1,000 followers gets @nikkitorressss a free lunch. (gift card if needed).

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Follicle Fans, favorites are nice, retweets are the gift that keeps on giving.

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

...Soon to be fastest pony tail in the world: @TopGreersTail @TopGreer
Rock those locks.
@SamsonStrong

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

@nikkitorressss I hear ya sister.

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Oh, special shout out to m'brotha in all things good @TopGreer @TopGreersTail who is still rounding into shape for later in the season!

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Okay my tweeples and long lock coif lovers everywhere, I am out for the day at @StanfordXCTF 'till post race...
https://t.co/R8bGCjvhvp

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

My mane and my host human will be rocking the oval at Stanford tonight.
Catch me on @flotrack pro or @OregonTF tweets @StanfordXCTF

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Sadness..perfect for the moment... Mr. Plant would understand...
https://t.co/8S7X5AX8lV

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Sniff. :-( #traumatic

What's a mane going to do?

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Don't talk to me, don't anybody talk to me. Until I see how this ish gets coiffed, I"m in shock. SHOCK I tell you.

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

@parkerstinson @TopGreer he won't give up the visual evidence. I don't even know if I can still do a ponytail... OH THE HUMANITY!

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

@parkerstinson @TopGreer The.Hair.Cut. He called it a trim. I call it assault. Hard to talk. Shivering. Notice he won't give up (more)

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

@parkerstinson Stanford?

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

Thank You! You've been a lovely audience. Happy Hump Day, this is Parker's Coiff, and I am out!
Meanwhile: https://t.co/j3nbVDsmEm

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

So..this is the tune I will be running while my human is getting me trimmed... https://t.co/KBdCrjN665
#bighair70's

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

@DanteBourne @bethysant4 @OregonTF She is proof of God.

[Parker's Coiff ® @PStinsonsHair]

@CarriBugbee @GinnyMarvin nice blond hair lady, could use some curls. just saying.