Pat Walsh

General Enthusiast/Chill Wizard/Friend of Tom. We're all Frankies, we're all lying in hell. Full power to void. Hydrate or Die. He/him.

[Pat Walsh @PTRQ]

This is large pile of breadsticks sitting nowhere near a context that explains the presence of even one breadsticks. I have nothing to say.

[Cinema Stare is stinky @CinemaStare]

once again begging y’all to go to local shows for $10-15 in ur home state 😭😭

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@azninthesun To look like Buffalo Sabres socks from the 70s/80s, but short?

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@oldbutterscotch That made me think of this song, as it opens with a funny line about being Jesus or not. Also, just listen to Smart Went Crazy if you haven't. https://t.co/wNJGsBmp8M

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@azninthesun Don't watch Panic 9-1-1. I acted on an episode of that show. I was paid in pizza, beer, and a story to tell on Twitter 12 years later. The only other time I acted was in a jukebox musical my teacher wrote when I was in 8th grade.

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@geoffwilt It was a while ago. It's just a story now.

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

this town IS big enough for the two of us

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@geoffwilt I survived without a helmet. It sucked and turned me into a guy who tells people to wear a helmet. Not intentional, but was mad about a basketball game.

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@CrustPunk161 I demand proof otherwise. Has the NYT published anything about JD Vance not fucking couches?

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@CrustPunk161 So it goes

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@CrustPunk161 She gives...

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@TheRealTavie @julieklausner But I saw Tom Wopat and Bernadette Peters in Annie Get Your Gun! In a Wednesday matinee!

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@RyanLostinTX Assistant managers love being angry to seem important. Real managers hate the paperwork.

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@RyanLostinTX In high school, a friend of mine organized a bunch of us to stay after school and push the tables in the cafeteria into one big table. The assistant principal was so pissed. The regular principal told him it was dumb but fine. It was silly, and we saved the custodians work.

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@RyanLostinTX Great collection of pet names. My childhood dog/avatar was Casey. His best friend was Oznog. Oznog's kid had a dog before Oznog named Gonzo.

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@azninthesun Last time I went to the DMV on my way to the barber. I didn't think about it. I get my hair cut about twice a year. I'm normally kinda ugly at best. It's wild.

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@oldbutterscotch That tweet was a joke where I was being a jerk. Charlie was a very good boy who cared about Jeopardy. He didn't know the answers, but he made sure that his people were in their seats at night.

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@oldbutterscotch Thanks for reminding me that Charlie missed it because he's dead and he was a cute dog who loved watching Jeopardy.

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@CrustPunk161 @Portvnt Several. A couple. What, are you a cop?