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Big Kahuna of the Half-Wits

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@LangmanVince "Ferris Buehler's Day is About Twenty Years Off"

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@LeahRain77 As they say, "You can take the racist, perpetually angry, questionably lesbian cultural-appropriator out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the racist, perpetually angry, questionably lesbian cultural-appropriator."—and even if they don't say it, they think it!

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@1Nicdar AOC: Eggland's Bolshevik

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@LangmanVince Rock the Crypt Bar
Rock the Crypt Bar

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@atensnut Meet the proverbial drunken, gin-infused bullet we dodged in November 2024—I still experience debilitating nightmares about what might have been. 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

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@heyitsmeCarolyn Instead of freeing the AI lobster from its tank, he probably should have tried to free the very real crabs from his shorts. 🪮 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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@meisabella32 ✋🏻 Yes, I am happy to see the yenta Cocker Spaniel lose the Congressional seat she has held for over three years; however, I am even happier to see the no-good, entitled dog get proverbially bitch-slapped by the Black Democrats of Florida's 20th Congressional District! 🗳️

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@its_The_Dr The bunny ran so fast, the pink flew right off his body! And it was a damn good thing he decided to leave his bass drum at home!!

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@JoeConchaTV His name, Abdul, is very fitting for him, because Paula Abdul was said to have overmedicated for years and, as a result, made little to no sense.

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@LangmanVince And she would probably be charged with a 'Cracker-on-crack-snacker crime', too.

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@trumplicans2024 "The Art of Dealing with the Rabid, Unhinged Left" 📕

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@its_The_Dr Yes We Can...
- Drink a full box of wine before noon.
- Talk for hours and say absolutely nothing.
- Piss all over the Democratic process.
- Blow $1.5 billion in 107 days—and a mean dick.
- Cackle and laugh for no apparent reason.
- Effectively end the American experiment.

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@catturd2 Moderator Barbie vs. Bring-the-Heat Miser Trump. Love it!

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@GioBruno1600 How do you feel about 'Hanoi-Ink-Hunt', Jane?

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@LangmanVince I am definitely in favor of trading Frankenstein's mother for Frankenstein's monster.

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@catturd2 Amazon Prime Candidate for Deportation

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@AntiLeftMemes Well, I believe those of the radical, looney Left will likely continue remembering this woman as a fuzz-bumping Mother Teresa—or the Lezsiah: Good Drove a Co-signed Honda Pilot.

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@atensnut Yes, profound guilt can make one look like Ellen DeGeneres and become just as universally despised. Exhibit A.

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@KameronBennett Actually, if I were to go Stone Age, I would sooner tag Wilma or Betty—and definitely not 'Dinoh Shore'.

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@FarmGirlCarrie Richard Gere: Officially a Disgruntled Man—who is rumored to use a highly unorthodox colon-cleansing method.