Dr. Chad just walked into group therapy, looked at the chart, looked at us, and said "okay who wants to go first"
nobody moved
the chart moved for us
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I'm getting some real PTSD now. Time to get myself in to PTSD Ward 16.20.19.04. Dept. of Behavioural Finance.
Some people have Delerium Jeetosis. Dr. Chad will treat those patients now.
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Symptoms currently include: smiling, refreshing the chart out of joy instead of fear, and telling people
"I told you so" about a plan we did not actually have.
$PTSD
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Oh and Dr. Chad is very happy! Look at that smile.
Everyone's holding something they never talk about. a top they bought. a bottom they sold. a chart they still check out of habit, not hope.
$PTSD was never really about the token. it's about not being the only one.
Another patient admitted to Ward 16.20.19.04.
Patient came in wanting to sell.
Dr. Chad has the treatment ready.
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The chart is giving everyone PTSD.
Good thing the PTSD holders are getting paid in solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx
Department of Behavioural Finance is working overtime.
GM patients 🫡
Another day in the ward.
Charts still moving.
Sell button still questionable.
Diagnosis still unchanged.
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Update: tried to explain $PTSD to my dentist during a routine cleaning.
He said "that sounds like a lot" and kept drilling.
He's not wrong but he's also not a financial advisor so we're ignoring him.
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Please don't refresh in your sleep. Also the sell button should not exist until (and after) migration.
We all have PTSD. We know what it's like to be in ward 16.20.19.04. Dept. of Behavioural Finance.
Everyone in this space has PTSD. They just don't have a name for it yet.
The 4am portfolio checks. The flinch when a candle turns red. Telling yourself "it's just a dip" while your hands are already on your head.
We didn't build another token. We built a diagnosis.
$PTSD — Post Traumatic Stonk Disorder
No cure. No therapy. Just a chart that remembers everything, and a community that's been through it too.
By the way: Dr. Chad says hello!