Public Transport Victoria

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[Fake Metro Trains @fakemetrotrains]

Throwback Thursday!

This c1940 pic (photog unknown) shows VR steam loco S301 departing Albury on a Melbourne-bound service.

All four S class locos were retrofitted with a sexy streamlined design, one that is definitely worth masturbating to.

#MetroTrains #ThrowbackThursday

[Max Thum @maxxthum]

what’s left in Metro Tunnel HQ.

If you visit, there might be a surprise… whilst stock last.

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@4AUX1 We hope you enjoy!

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@maxxthum 7 days until I die

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@justicepeaceluv No sorry!

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@yescaptain We are working on it!

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@SlytherinRevie2 Thanks for reporting this, we will contact the school immediately.

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@ZionistCatholic @CraigColeonX @leaveourkidz @TruthFairy131 We will remove this straight away!

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@7_5_Cobra We are glad you like our network!

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@wf66 @ptua @metrotrains @VLine @CDCVictoria You can still use your existing card!

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@rajesh_DCY Sorry Rajesh, poor service in the West is due to the government only funding projects that benefit the East.

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@adhambeyki @vline_geelong @VLine @ptua @3AW693 We apologise for the delay Adham.

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@Jonan1373343871 @train_cancelled We agree with Jonan

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@dinksella Thanks for the kind words, Janie ❤️

[Janie A Pi8str1- lutruwita born & educated @dinksella]

A week of crossing from Rye to Reservoir and everything inbetween. Can’t fault @ptv_official - amazing. Buses, trams & trains. Did them all, didn’t get lost and loved the vibe. I ♥️ Melbourne.

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@hhgttg69 @VLine @vline_ballarat Probably to relieve the pain of the hard seats, we'll allow it.

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@mailman789 Nah

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@ouninpohja4661 @F1 @Melair Sorry for your concerns. We are building a train line from Sunshine to the airport. Also, credit card mykis will be coming soon!

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@rockgecko_dev Nah we made it up as an excuse to cancel the service

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@Rhombus_Boi Sure, send me ur bank info