Professor Teegs

20 | Lesbian🌈| Bro/Bruh👊| Neurodivergent🧠| Virgo♍| Cat Person😸| BIPOC💅🏽| depressed😭| BLM✊🏿

SUB TO THE YT THO:

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

THE PROFESSOR TEEGS FANCAM

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Wow a thicc Latina bossing around a shy white man, in Miami no less. Just in time for 2022!

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

A gay nibba on hinge just sent me a like and said "hey there skater boy"
Man shut the frick up ph4g

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

I just realized this is my first attempt at singing and playing guitar at the same time 🤔 thank you lesbian space princess 👸

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

Oh Saira, I've got a crush on you ☺️😘

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

wyd if youre hiding in your attic, then i find you and grab you nonchalantly 🥵🥵🥵🥵

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

SCREW MICROSOFT AND COPILOT ‼️‼️
IS 60% OF MY 32GB OF RAM SOUND LIKE A REASONABLE BACKGROUND SERVICE???
EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNINSTALL COPILOT IMMEDIATELY 🏃🏃🏃🏃

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

I just realized im technically in "15th grade" like holy i am unc

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

Yooo that furry e-smex last night was crazyyy

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

Biddies be like:
I LOVE guys with long hair!

My mullet having ahh:
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

if i was still doing weekly commentary, this would be the perfect thing to talk about right now. maybe the 3rd wave feminists were right. women should just stop having kids and no amount of christian values will save the western world

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Florida woman films herself starting a fire in her kitchen and pouring hot wax on her children.

Meliza Campos-Sanchez was arrested and charged with child abuse, child neglect, and arson.

Her husband says they were going through marital issues and he had contacted the sheriff's office a week before the incident, voicing concerns for his children.

He was staying with his parents at the time of the incident.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

The uptake of women hurting and killing their own children is concerning

Also concerning how many women defend atrocities, murders, and abuse as long as its perpetuated by women

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

Bruh

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

i absolutely love how we all have an equal consensus about summer 2026 potentially being the greatest summer since forever ago. i am ITCHING for the 2026 era cuz I KNOW its gonna go crazy for all of us.

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

I thought "brown humor" was just jokes about poop so I said to a girl on Hinge "You may have dark humor, but I have BROWN humor" and when she asked to explain what that is, turns out it wasn't just poop jokes so I had to lie and say it was poop

[Culper @CulperTheThird]

Brown humor is just “white people don’t experience enough violent crime 😭✌️”

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

Is it weird that dating apps have strengthened my ability to distinguish a male BBL and a female BBL? (Male as in transwoman)

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

dawg

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

The thooter goer:

[Professor Teegs @PTeegs]

dont look up "jamaican sexdoll" on ebay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭