“Ugh… You’re telling me.”
FFFWWWRRRRPPPBBB
“The diet is just going right through me!”
Every move and huff is punctuated with a floor rumbling fart, they are before tearing this place apart
Don’t even start on their body odour…
Aww look, the Lord is fast asleep…
Sleeping so peacefully…
It’s cute…
Why do I feel so dizzy?
Wh…
Oh, that smell is awful…
Hrk!
Does he ever stop?!
Urgh…
Hhg…
…
…
“ A happy birthday to the overlord! 𝗡𝘆𝗮𝗵!~ But this doesn’t seem fair — it’s 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 birthday. So you should be getting gifts! Not us~! “
The mess of a mid-aged cat women spun around. Pressing her swampy cheeks against his.
𝙁𝙍𝙒𝙒𝙍𝘼𝘽𝘽𝙋𝙋 — 𝘽𝙒𝙒𝙍𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙋 .ᐟ
“Oh. Em. Gee. It’s my birthday today!! I have a gift for you!~”
😈Seriously, it’s my birthday, holy cow, thank you all so much for all the love, you are amazing… What did you get me tho?