dilf of the year two years running

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[dilf of the year two years running @PUNISHERVEST]

what’s more boyfriends being boyfriends or whatever the hell these two got going on

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[Sarina 🩵🥰 @yagirlsarina24]

i'm so poor that i think people making $6000 a month are rich as fuck. like i would be absolutely thriving if i made that much 😭😭

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[norberg & co @franzkatka]

when you die you get put on trial and these are the faces that judge your sins

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

That’s not how you use cd’s venom snake…

[ThreatToMyself @_No_Russian_]

If you leave the money in your 401K alone you can spend it tax free at the age of 67 after you died 20 years ago from cancer

[baby dog @babydogfanclub]

happy baby dog wednesday!! halfway to the baby dog weekend!

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Telling this all to the wrong big boss. I’m not going to listen

[dilf of the year two years running @PUNISHERVEST]

jack reacher i love you jack reacher my white man

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

goodnight twitter.... its time to sleep...

[annalise @annadeathbed]

life is so beautiful

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

having ocd is constantly being like “i have committed a grave sin” but ur not sure what but u know u should probably feel bad for it

[megan .✦ ݁˖ @medakacos]

i need to quit my job to focus on my girlfriend full time

[dilf of the year two years running @PUNISHERVEST]

whole timeline is just alan ritchson’s tits right now not a single instance in which jack reacher needs to be doing all that

[KATUSHA AK-47 @catgirluniverse]

ah yes hello dutch bros i would like to order a double torture and a 9/11 drink

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Got turned into a pig for trying to eat her feeder

[Shane 🫶🏻🪩 @thorscardigan]

HE NEEDS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND A BRA

[🫧 @exhausted_gay]

tornado warning in chicago always makes me worried about the bean like don’t take away our bean