@bl00died_kn1vez Could be like a central platter or whatever.
Yeah... a fish party. Fish themed party that sounds lit!
[ No, it doesn't. ]
Everyone would be so down for that!
[ No, they probably won't. Especially with the mess they dragged around everywhere. ]
@bl00died_kn1vez Y-Yeah, you're telling me! Gotta wash my clothes too, damnit. I'll try to think of things to cook. Maybe we could throw a party around it...
@bl00died_kn1vez Why would you even say that!?
[ He scrambles to his feet, making damn sure he's on the other side of the huge freezer door. Since cooling down from the tiring journey, it became apparent that his damp clothes were beginning to freeze too, and he was hit with a wave of cold. ]
@bl00died_kn1vez I'm gonna... cook so much... shit...
[ He's sprawled out, half in, half out the door. ]
But maybe like... tomorrow or something... Hah...
@bl00died_kn1vez Don't even... think about it...!
[ Truthfully, nobody was going to anyway. They paused and stared, sure, but all individually came to the same conclusion that whatever it is these two were doing, it couldn't possibly be important.
@bl00died_kn1vez "Oop, to your left," they'd say, guiding the fish over a crying Kyoshika on her hands and knees. "Just passing through," as Takumi and Eito are share shonen style villain dialogues. ]
@bl00died_kn1vez [ They're hauling this big thing through the halls of the academy, smelling like wet dog, dragging slime, mud and wet everywhere, likely getting stared at. ]
The cafeteria, dude! Gotta freeze it while I figure out what to make!
@bl00died_kn1vez Egh, gross... Alright, I guess. On three.
One, two, three!
[ They hoist the sturgeon up, though it isn't easy even with the effort split. It's not exactly a lot; it's a floppy fish slick with slime and a good forty pounds. Still, they didn't have a choice. ]
@bl00died_kn1vez Ah, crap!
[ Fish was still flopping about, so Gaku pulls a knife and cleanly puts it out of its misery. Now it was sinking in. He looks to the bucket, then the massive fish, then the bucket. Yeah, not gonna work. ]
Uh. Pretty damn...?
@bl00died_kn1vez To his surprise, the rod was on shore a couple feet away, and following its line, something even more surprising: a whole ass sturgeon. A big guy, flopping about out of the water. Gaku quickly stood up and pointed, eyes wide. ]
D-Darumi... Dude. Wh-What the hell... Darumi!
@bl00died_kn1vez Suddenly, all resistance relents and the pair fall back on their asses. Gaku looks first to Darumi, then for the fishing rod, hoping it wasn't taken into the river by whatever was giving that much fight.
@bl00died_kn1vez [ Without hesitating, Gaku drops his fishing rod and grabs hold of Darumi's with her. ]
Reel! Reel, dude! And pull!!!
[ The fish fights back, tugging in this and that direction, with Gaku pulling back in response. ]
@bl00died_kn1vez It's one thing to eat shit, it'd be another to eat shit *and* be the one heading home empty handed. So, he gathers his rod, gets another worm on, casts next to Darumi with determination on his face. ]
Yeah, fishy fishy. Come to papa...!
@bl00died_kn1vez [ He picks himself up and wipes off what he can, complaining under his breath. He was about ready to pack it up, but to be truthful, seeing Darumi get right back into it motivated him to try again; if not only to make sure she didn't get another leg up on him.