Pundit Nehru

Pandit of Pun. Frontier of Fun. Blaming me for your failures is so not cool!

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Gravity was discovered when Savarkar fell on the feet of his British masters to seek mercy.
#PiyushGoyal #YoPiyushHatesMaths

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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The blockbluster RRR (Rahul-Raghuram Rajan) #BharatJodaYatra

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While everyone is feeling the winter chill, @RahulGandhi is turning on the heat with his Bharat Jodo Yatra.

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More power to Bharat Jodo Yatra yatri #ShujaGandhi on his birthday. May India stand united by the time he turns an year older next year.

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Every Gandhi who marched for the cause of the nation has carved a special place in heart of the people. Mahatma Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, Rajeev Gandhi and now Rahul Gandhi. A prudent Gandhian #ShujaGandhi marches too for the cause of his leader.

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@Trend4Bharat #ShujaGandhi Bharat Jodo Yatra

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#NupurSharma was planting bigo-tree on #WorldEnvironmentDay. This is best way she could have contributed anyways.

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#MajorDhyanChand Khel Ratna award is a true tribute to the legendary sporting icon.

Now please rename Phillips-Kotler award as Baba Gyaanchand Award. Gyaanchand's pearls of wisdom range from beating thaalis to wisely using cloud cover to avoid detection by radar.

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Speaks through 'Mann Ki Baat' and listens through #Pegasus

#BhartiyaJasoosParty

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Imagine the IT minister defending the misadventures of the government, he himself has been a victim of.
#BharatiyaJasoosParty

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Not a single economist has been spied upon, obviously they did not sense any danger to economy that is already in shambles.
#BharatiyaJasoosParty

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तेल का दाम बढ़ा तो साइकिल से गैस लाने निकला, साइकिल चलाकर पहुंचते पहुंचते गैस की कीमत बढ़ गई l वाह रे सरकार तेरी लीला अपरम्पार 🙏

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Rahul is a leader. While Crony Baba masquerading as a fakeer is a misleader.
#RahulExposesModiGovt https://t.co/sCTVRBjCrS

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Back in the day :
Damodar was known as the sorrow of Bengal. Then 2014 happened and Damodar became sorrow of the nation.

#FuelPriceHike

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Atleast Baba Ramdev was right all along about the fuel prices and black money deposits in Swiss Bank Co-relation. Fuel prices have skyrocketed and so have Indian deposits in SWISS BANK. #FuelPriceHike

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Economy ko 'lift' nahi mila.
Happiness Index mei India ko 'lift' nahi mila.
Par EVM ko 'lift' mila.
#EVMs

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@anandmahindra Rats at the PS will love the catch.

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Meanwhile in Kolkata.

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Rihanna is derived from the Muslim name Rehan. Can you smell the conspiracy here?
#IndiaAgainstPropaganda
#SarcasmAlert #FarmersProstest

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Indian Cricket team celebrates Border-Gavaskar win, while team GoI celebrates border-gavakar in Arunachal! #INDvAUS