sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ

sam | 29 | they/him | half gay half dog

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

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nyt cooking’s recipe of the day requires 10-11 eggs as if i’m a god damn millionaire

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

after much consideration, we are adding a third button “wagon wheel watussi”

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

getting our cat buttons to communicate with us. we’re gonna start him off easy, one with a laugh track, and the other with The Howie Long Scream

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@glitterfartz it’s the new “exercise actually helps depression” i’m afraid

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

devastated to report that writing a list of tasks you need to complete during the day and checking them off one by one is an effective counter to executive dysfunction

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

@glitterfartz it’s the truth :-(

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

@salikawoods whoa!!!!

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

went to the doctor and got diagnosed with long hair in the ear

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

men love josh brolin

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@salikawoods thank u

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“when is criterion going to do a ‘no nut november’ collection”

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

bro it turns out your hero is fallible, bro sometimes the people you idolize will disappoint you in small but also big ways, bro don’t cry,

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

i love the smell of a 7/11 :-/

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@FGCsand yatta!!

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@nuttesac

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drag king name caesar salad

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@g0r3_g1rl

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@g0r3_g1rl yeesh

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@Kliffoth_VT @HeyBethMay

[sammy ᕙ༼◕ ᴥ ◕༽ᕗ @PUPLOAF]

living in los angeles is the best we’ve got. seventeen dollar sandwiches