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Creds for the header: @enjoywithmaio

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

mayor of New York City and director of s.h.i.e.l.d. are the only two jobs that exist in the marvel universe

[ᜰ @belikeski]

Even when I'm not horny, I'm still kind of horny

[andrés @andresmiguer]

cuando me preguntan algo básico de la carrera que yo elegí

[Max 🐝 @MaxSegundona]

la gente llamándola valiente como si estuviese sacando la bandera palestina en tel aviv same

[𑣲 vanilla ૮꒰ . ̫ . ྀི꒱ა @strawbnillaaa]

why do adults love to say “it only gets harder from here” to already suicidal children

[Eloi 🤓 @TintedMagnum]

he rediseñado los billetes que opinamos

[ultrajorrrgite @saint_jorgr]

si lo hace jesucristo es el salvador de los hombres pero si lo hago yo soy una puta guarra

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

I see the wind in the trees and I want to live

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

[₉₉₉ꕤ @PUSSPUSS37]

@goonx7ig thank you!

[jesu ✷ @yoyoyosua_]

mi propuesta para los nuevos billetes

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process:

[Musa @MusaaIsAFan]

Los argentinos inventándose teorías

Los españoles:

[Penelope_Eckhart @BruceWayne9851]

The concept of America Chavez, the only character capable of traveling the Multiverse, being completely absent from Avengers Doomsday, a movie about traveling to different universes to stop incursions, is so batshit insane. Marvel isn't even trying anymore 😭

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

i think this has to be the weakest bit in Nolan’s odyssey

[bri @velvetsuite]

just heard a maybe 13 year old explaining imax 70mm to his little brother and the brother goes “why don’t they build more imaxes?”

[★ @POPin4k]

📸 I Brandon Flynn via IG.

[. @lowflm]

one sex please and thank you