Haley Horton

only follow me if you want to read a mixture of my weird thoughts & song lyrics. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Growing a human is so weird

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I can’t be the only one that absolutely can’t stand Monica on #Yellowstone…

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I compulsively say “sorry” at least 957 times a day…

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When the kid Loki says “I killed Thor”….🤯 how y’all just gonna blow right past this topic?

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Sometimes I really miss being bored.

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Bad times, they all pass. For me and you they don’t. Dust ain’t ever gonna settle... the winds just gonna blow.

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I’d give my pinky toe for an apple fritter right now.

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Literally crying at the thought of Karver starting school this year 😭

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Only one day until I’m Haley Horton 😍

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I can’t believe I’m getting married in 29 days 😳🤗💕💍👰🏼🤵🏼‍♂️

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Riddle me this... why are pajamas so expensive?

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You just have to know basic economics to know that a significant minimum wage increase in Florida is bad for everyone. I am overwhelmed at the ignorance.....

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Y’all, this wedding has me bleeding money like a stuck piggy bank. 🤬

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I know I’m late to the party, but y’all..... @MavCityMusic has me in my feels.

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It’s like, I want to spread awareness and stay updated on #SaveOurChildren , but I also miss being able to sleep at night. 😭

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Karver starts preschool tomorrow and I’m emotional drained.

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I cry every time I watch the Disney movie “Onward” 😭😭

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I don’t want to wait 190 more days to get married. 😭😭

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“I swear I’m one of the funniest people in the whole world and no one knows it.” -@dirtyhiggs93

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Update: still craving donuts.