( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ )

THE FASTEST IN THE VAST-EST!

(admin is a minor. dni proship/darkship, racists, homophobes, nsfw, and shedtwt)

-- CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!!!

-- she / they / it

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

- INTRO + INFORMATION -

"Out of my way! HAHAHA!"

[ OOC text will be surrounded by brackets or with two slashes at the start. ]

[ this is mostly going to be my own take on crash dummy. if some things are not accurate or if i act ooc, that is why. ]

[ feel free to int ! ]

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@JoyX_765 "D'aaaw! You're too sweet! Too bad I can't buy you instead, huh? Hahaha!"

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@THEREALV222222 "Hahaha! Me, me! That's me! Hi!"

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@ComixCaspian

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@JoyX_765 "As long as I'm allowed to get my favorite flavor!"

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@GOODEST_w4R3 // dude that would be so sick!! go for it!!!!

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@K1llerKyle2007 "Ohhh, is that a challenge?! I think that's a challenge!!!"

( She runs off to god-knows-where, laughing maniacally. )

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@bugl0v3r_r "That's what they used to call me back in Prototype School! Real classic, y'hear? Hahaha!"

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

"My full name? Oh, it's just 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁 𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆."

[amari @Vaflaphobia]

"BURGER" (BurgerCD)

Wait? Her name is burger??

Chances of finalizing: The skin is legit done dude I just have no idea if I want this to come LOL

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

[ oh my goodness??? hello???? hi goat???? youre so epic awesome cool??!?!?! thank u so much 🥹]

[ genuinely was not expecting this HAHA, thank u everyone for your support thus far!!!! ]

[SPIRIT, THE CROWNED. (temp takeover) @SENDWORDIAMANEW]

@TH3_STALK3R @Campcounselor07

[Pwned By 14:00 News Station @jrpwnednews]

! -=- ! News ! -=- !

"As above, so below. Step back into the mechanical depths.."

Manufacturing's rework is releasing later today! A new game icon will also be made to celebrate "godloop hell" becoming fairer!

(+)

#pwnedby1400 #pwnedby14

[Xx_PROFICETF2_xX @ProficeTDF2]

Couldn't help myself :3

[GOODWARE @GOODEST_w4R3]

//OK NOW FOR REAL THANK YOU GUYS FOR 70 FOLLOWERS IVE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY THAN THIS WEEKEND HAHA I LOVE IT HERE ON PARODYTWT WITH YOU ALL!!! PLS GO CHECK OUT AND INTERACT WITH MY FRIENDS PARODY ACCOUNTS @angelicteapot6 @PWNED_THEIMPACT AND ALSO SEND GIMMICKS PLS!!!

[ᯓ ᴊ0ʜ4ɴ ⚠️ .ᐟ @HYPERHYPER1ON]

I'd imagine crash dummy gets very bloody during rounds cuz of her just bashing everybody's skull in 🥹❤️aww

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

[ thank you for five followers!!! :D as a little celebration, here's my crash dummy ava!! ]

[ much love 💛]

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

"Hey! HEEEY! Look at all my fans! What do I do for so many people? Oh, OH! I KNOW! Watch this!"

( She does a backflip and nearly falls flat on her face. )

"WOAH! Still, uh... still workin' on that one, haha!"

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

@GOODEST_w4R3 // GOD I WISH

[( CRASH DUMMY ⚠️ ) @PWNED_THEIMPACT]

// just remembered i'm supposed to make a strawpage today GAAAAAH