ParanoidParent

A paranoid full-time working Mum of one. On a journey through parenthood whilst juggling a career as well and loving the peace and quiet of flora and fauna.

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

When breast isn't best - an honest tale - https://t.co/eV1WNZWe4S

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

🎾🎾🎾 @EmmaRaducanu what a #superstar #USOpen So well deserved and amazing for 🇬🇧 #tennis

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

@pandocruises please can you advise whether the various ‘inside port’ shops will be able to be visited during your Caribbean season? Thanks.

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

Shout out to the #emergencyservices @NHSEnglandLDN @LondonFire @metpoliceuk and all across the UK who will no doubt have an incredibly busy night. #ComeOnEngland #EURO2020 #StaySafe

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

This

Child: I’ve seen a lot of houses with flags.
Me: yes, it’s the St G’s flag
Child: Why are they putting them out?
Me: Why do you think?
Child: I don’t know
Me: Well, what’s on at the mo that’s quite a big thing?
Child: Umm, Clarkson’s Farm?
@JeremyClarkson #Euro2020Final

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

I still find it pretty disgusting that no thought was spared for the spouses and children of those in the ‘footage’ - plastering it all over the media in the name of ‘whistleblowing’ and no doubt for pure political gain.

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

#Eriksen - proof that life can change in a heartbeat and when you least expect it. 🙏 for him and his family. #Euro2021

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

#IonaIsHere - well done @pandocruises, thoroughly enjoyed tonight’s naming ceremony after crying watching the @ShipsSolent YouTube live steam this evening. Thank you!

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

Slightly concerned I’m finding tonight’s #SnookerWorldChampionship a little more thrilling than the #LineofDutyFinale last night... #goshaun

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

I had not quite realised how brilliant 1987 was for music. So many childhood memories and so many of my favourite hits in one year. #fab #BritainsFavourite80sSongs @channel5_tv

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

@pandocruises my biggest issue with you today is that you should never have given UK coastal cruise hope to those of us with young families. When you first announced you’d be offering them, it should have been made clear rather than dash our hopes. #poorcustomerservice #unacceptable

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

@pandocruises The first one available that is during school holidays or over a long weekend...😁

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

It’s my Mum’s birthday this week - absolutely cannot wait to book a UK @pandocruises break to make up for last year’s cancellation of our long awaited family #cruise. It feels like the anticipation of waiting to book festival tickets! #holidays

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

#MeghanandHarryonOprah - maybe there are small tweaks of modernisation to be done to the monarchy. But, this IS an institution (firm!?), it’s thousands of years old, it is vastly different to normal people’s life - and it’s not a walk in the park. #GodSavetheQueen

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

@pandocruises do you know roughly when this month you hope to launch the UK cruises please? Also which summer months they’ll run? Thanks! #desperation #Summer2021

[@smecollaborator @smecollaborator]

To be successful in business you always need a bit of luck.. #businessowner #business #SmallBusiness #entrepreneurs

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

Gossip and goddesses with @MeeraSyal - absolutely brilliant #radio4. Loving @thandienewton and @SamiraAhmedUK this evening. Thank you!

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

#TuesdayThoughts - maybe actors/actresses should be intermediaries for people in job interviews to take away any deliberate or subconscious subjectivity and discrimination around race/gender/disability.... The tech is good enough these days.. #business #jobseekers

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

#lockdown - my kids want to talk to me, my husband wants to talk to me, work wants to talk to me. And I just want to talk to myself. #COVID19 #workingfromhome #mondaythoughts

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

I’m pretty sure it’s the @lynx Africa advert that’s getting me through lockdown. #COVID19 #lockdownuk #workingfromhome #workingmum

[ParanoidParent @PWParent]

Anyone got any ideas for getting a child to do more than the bare minimum in home learning? Preferably via telepathy as I’ve 4 work teams video calls today and a work deadline looming for tomorrow... #homelearning #lockdownuk #workingfromhome #givemestrength