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"Yeah my girlfriend has a urinal tract infection." - Kunt

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When your coworker asks to try some of your cum on the top of his chocolate chill

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"You're my work dad, but Darren's my work daddy." - Travvy

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"Well this should be interesting, gonna go wake up Vietnam" - Kunt

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EWAD: *yelling* If she asked you to shove a bar of soap in her, would you do it? Or would you run away?

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EWAD: There's those Lesbanese again

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Me: Hey I hear Kent is drinking his own piss now
EWAD: At least there's vitamins in it

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When the internet is out so you gotta sext Willy Wong all night

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EWAD: I'd like to be shorter so I could be a midget. I think it'd be neat

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When you're making jokes about site 69 with customers and to confirm they're reserving it you ask "so you wanna do 69?"

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When Kunt takes vacation days and leaves you in charge #bigmistake

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"You better toss that salad or else you're gonna lose it all!" - EWAD

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When a camper is having trouble paying and admits he's had too much rum #pwprobs

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When you're arguing with your boss about the A/C for the 6515th time and your coworker says you might be hot too if you worked for once

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Me: grant you taking dick pics??
EWAD: wahh

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EWAD: look at how fat this lady is. She was on Ellen Degenerate last night

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Me: what do you think is wrong with Nicki Minaj's butt?
EWAD: I think she ate too many coconuts

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"Come here and smell my hands! They smell like shit!" - EWAD

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"Greek people eat red-winged blackbirds" - EWAD

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When EWAD weedeats with you for the first time in 20 years