Jen

Already tired from so much winning.

Opinions are my own and unrelated to any employer I may have.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@sheryl992 @Mikel_Jollett Objective truth is a thing that transcends belief, though. You can have your own beliefs and opinions, but not your own facts.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

There are only two volumes at which to aurally consume @MumfordAndSons 'Little Lion Man':

1. REALLY FUCKING LOUD.
2. REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOUD.

Fight me.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@Justuravgmary @roz_levine @BillKristol Yeah, wouldn't it be cool if we could think of things as being human kindness, not some political hill to die on?

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@PhotoMel328 @AngryBlackLady God, I wish your aunt was right in my case. I've been plucking mine for a couple decades and they'll still go full Walter Cronkite if I take a week off.

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

The only thing we Gen Xers fucked up is our eyebrows

[Jen @PWR2WT]

I can't wait until AI customer service gets a whole lot more "I" than "A".

'cuz right now it's a great way to get me real pissed off before I chat or talk with the person I needed in the first place.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@SCE I need to turn on service at an address you say doesn't exist but is serviced by you? Your annoying, unhelpful phone line doesn't give me access to a human who can take the meter number information, neither does your website work because you don't recognize the address!

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@ChrisStapleton @Pandora @pandoramusic Awesome! Would love to be able to listen to you and all these other great artists as part of my Premium subscription. Unfortunately, the @pandoramusic app has been crashing for me and everyone else for the last month so see you on @SpotifyUSA maybe?

[Jen @PWR2WT]

They're not even bothering to inform the people who are waiting in line that they won't actually be able to pull up in time for their appointment and be tested.

No wonder we have a goddamn public health crisis. I walked over a mile to get here to do the right thing.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRUST @CVSHealth @cvspharmacy TO GET YOU COVID TESTED!!

[Jen @PWR2WT]

I waited 2 days for my appointment, CALLED A WALK-IN VISIT ON THE WEB, I waited in line for an hour only to be told that the paperwork would take 2 hours to print and I should come back. Also, because I don't have a running car, they won't serve me.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

Then there are those of you who are deliberately deceptive and leave this information out of the ad entirely.

There's a special spot in hell for you, you lying weasels.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

HEY realtors:

Stop. Listing. Manufactured. Homes. As. Houses.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

It doesn't make me want to reconsider my choice to not live in a manufactured home based on how 'lovely" the property is.

It makes me want to filter out all of the homes that you're selling because this is a deceptive practice.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@bigskybabs Pap

[Jen @PWR2WT]

'Low' by @chetfaker is the song I needed... right now.✌️

[Jen @PWR2WT]

Seriously...

[Jen @PWR2WT]

@HomeDepot keeps offering up their online advice about how to pack like a Pro, and I'm gonna HARD PASS on that.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

At this point, I am unsure whether I can still do my hair and / or my makeup.

[Jen @PWR2WT]

Hey @Verizon @VerizonSupport

During this time of crisis when so many people have only a cell phone, it's disturbing to me that I'm completely without service due to a service technician's error. Need to stay in isolation, no access to another phone.

Been with u for nearly 20yr

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

If you tuned in to the news tonight you’d have no idea that Joe Biden held two events today addressing George Floyd’s death. No coverage whatsoever. The journalistic malpractice that failed us in 2016 is happening again.