Finally found an OK rated doctor who takes my insurance so I can get a physical.
First twist: she will only see me via Telehealth.
Second twist: she expects me to take my own blood pressure??
America is great and I love America.
This is where we are. We have arrived at a point in American history, when people think it is likelier that virus juice was slipped into Republican coffee mugs than the possibility that having large events without masks might, like scientists said, might be a bad fucking idea.
Me: “I think I’m ready to go off my meds!”
Me, two second later, realizing I haven’t had to interact with anyone or leave my safe space in a month: “Nevermind.”