Stan P. Williams

God. Family. Country. Golf. My Dogs.

[Stan P. Williams @PWilliamsstan]

@Sabeeh_wahla_88 @sponhourm If it makes you feel any better I think he will keeping playing like ass.

[Stan P. Williams @PWilliamsstan]

Anyone know any roller derby’s coming up soon I’m trying to meet my wife

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It really sucks Kevin Spacey turned out to be a weirdo before I could enjoy any of his work besides Advanced Warfare #goodgame

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Is the guy next to me spraying a Gatorade bottle in the urinal or is that his stream #holy

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Anyone know if there’s a way to get butt in Hogwarts legacy #askingforafriend

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I’m gonna become a backpack speaker guy so I can put people into all the dope indie songs I listen to

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Connections should make a statement tmrw and have an American hero’s category with MLK, Rosa parks, George Washington, and Charlie Kirk @nytimes

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Facebook marketplace is the new hinge #inshallah I will find a wife

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Anyone know where a yn can cop a suit of armor nowadays?

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67 is funnier than 69 #swish

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I rly fw the way New Jersey girls say sorority #geeked

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Found out my Twitter IQ is very low. Will only being speaking about eloquent things like frueds Oedipus complex #mommyissues

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Some asshole just farted in my car. #itwasme

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Just made my walk through campus without close my backpack. Might #kms

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Way too many commercial breaks in the tournament so far rly #pmo. Either way however my brackets will be perfect #madness

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Once you use a voice controlled tv remote you can’t go back #fr

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Kids these days don’t watch enough YouTube on the toilet #getoffreels

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None of the huzz know my poops haven’t come out solid in like a week #digestionissue

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Mfs who use the toaster are my opps

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Sometimes I forget I’m a big game player. #confidenceissue

[Stan P. Williams @PWilliamsstan]

My dream in life is to be the animator who designs the hot animals in dreamworks movies